The miracle of toilet paper

[Ebized]

THIS COMES COURTESY OF AN UNKNOWN WOMAN

 

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a

suggestion: 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a

piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'

 

 

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

 

 

'How long will this take?' I asked.

 

 

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

 

 

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'

 

 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk

again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a

straw.

[tmJak]

[Trev-the-Rev]

[sl114]

[Zummertor]

[nixy]

I shouldn't laugh!

[H5]

[Ian]

[jim]

An oldie, but still made me laugh again.

[Ebized]

An oldie, but still made me laugh again.

 

before my time so it really must be an oldie

[AndySpak]

 

I love PWing on joke threads

[Sarnie]

[bronzee]

Lol, surprised he's still walking at all.