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Working away for a few days, just checked in to the hotel in Durham, checked out the mini bar. Have mini bars change a lot in the last few years?

 

Vodka ✔️

Whisky ✔️

Gin ✔️

Mixers ✔️

Nuts ✔️

 

Sex lube??? Err. ✔️

 

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:lol:

 

Ever found anything unexpected in a hotel room?

 

PS - can anyone recommend a budget escort service round here :lol:

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:lol: Brilliant.

Have to admit I've not stayed in a lot of hotels, ...also mostly cheaper places so you usually only get basic tea/coffee making facilities but I've never come across that sort of thing before. :blush: No pun intended. :teeth:

 

 

Looks like you're in for a fun night though either way. :lol:

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Just make sure it's not one of those mini bars with motion sensor plates that bill you as soon as you move anything ;)

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You HAVE to ring reception and ask if it's complimentary?

 

Close. I rang the concierge and asked for an extra pillow ;)

 

Just make sure it's not one of those mini bars with motion sensor plates that bill you as soon as you move anything ;)

 

I only moved it enough for the photo and to put a tiny pin hole in each of the nodders :lol:

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You guys seen love hotels in Japan? They're properly kitted out with vibrating bed, in room vending machine with naughty things etc... The reception consists of a little slot that's low down so that the receptionist can't see you etc...

 

In general the rooms are quite nice though!

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You guys seen love hotels in Japan? They're properly kitted out with vibrating bed, in room vending machine with naughty things etc... The reception consists of a little slot that's low down so that the receptionist can't see you etc...

 

In general the rooms are quite nice though!

 

Seen ones in Brazil and Colombia, not Japan. I just hope they have really thorough cleaning staff, unlike the peep shows in Amsterdam which I've been told smell awful. I understand some love hotels have a glass toilet door so the Mrs can watch you on the bog. Way to get her in the mood :lol:

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You guys seen love hotels in Japan? They're properly kitted out with vibrating bed, in room vending machine with naughty things etc... The reception consists of a little slot that's low down so that the receptionist can't see you etc...

 

In general the rooms are quite nice though!

 

Seen ones in Brazil and Colombia, not Japan. I just hope they have really thorough cleaning staff, unlike the peep shows in Amsterdam which I've been told smell awful. I understand some love hotels have a glass toilet door so the Mrs can watch you on the bog. Way to get her in the mood :lol:

 

you wanna try the novotel in south london there is a glass wall between you and the bedroom, bit awkward when you are in a twin room before a show with you your mate lucklly it was one of them fancy ones which frost at touch of a button still didnt trust it

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Hotels in PNG come with a escort function - normally about 1 in the morning the 3 kina meri's are tapping on the doors asking if you want any company - Be afraid....Be very afraid

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Seen ones in Brazil and Colombia, not Japan. I just hope they have really thorough cleaning staff, unlike the peep shows in Amsterdam which I've been told smell awful. I understand some love hotels have a glass toilet door so the Mrs can watch you on the bog. Way to get her in the mood :lol:

 

In my experience, the ones in Japan were thoroughly cleaned. I would expect that though considering the mentality in Japan is "the custom is god", so the cleaners would be in big trouble if they didn't clean it well. :thumbs:

 

But yeah, definitely not a place anyone would like to go if not well cleaned :scare:

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