So where were you? We went to four different bars. The first one was manned by a couple of stroppy bouncers, who would not let us in at first, and when they did we found only two people playing pool. The second place contained a bloke singing cockney songs very badly. The third had the Jako lookie likie. And the fourth place was a very quiet bar with VH1 on the TV, that closed at 11. No sign of quizzes, fancy dress, beer, karaeoke, Japanese buffet or sake