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See, I'm your saviour really!

I always park next to nice cars. I assume they want to keep theirs nice so they'll avoid me, and I respect them so I won't scratch theirs. They may not know that, but I'm really doing them a favour.

Wash: Wheels x4 Doors x2 Bumpers x2 Bonnet Hatch Wings x2 Roof Skirts x2 Rear quarter x2 Lights Windscreen Other glass 20 stage wash!

Dan is going to start referring to himself in the third person more often, he thinks. He likes it that way.

Depends on insurer. Some say 5, some say 9, Sky for example say 12 (as per my renewal documents last week). Once you get past 5 though it really doesn't matter, you won't get any more discount.

Dan enjoys saying what's on his mind. Dan finds it cathartic. Dan is smart. Be like Dan

Depends on insurer, call them to confirm. As a rule, I'd say yes but they may not charge for it.

Halfords sell loads of these, various types and sizes. That's where I get mine from, when I need them.

Any issues with the agreed valuation? Who did you use for that?

Don't tempt me - I've not used the BAN button yet I was a bit unfair. It's a very good film, especially for insomniacs.

£20 in loose change in the car? How many times a day do you cross the Severn?! Sucks though mate, but at least no major damage done. Could've been worse and all that.

Maybe, who knows? I just checked out which car it was too, so maybe a bit harsh on the broken front. My bad.

So it's broken then

I'm not sure they could make Bladerunner any worse, tbh.

ORANGE ORANGE ORANGE

That's not an official trailer In theory I have no problem with them replacing the original cast with women. The trouble is that none of the actresses they've chosen are actually funny.

Quotezone on there? Are they not just a generic website, rather than specialist for performance cars? This is a great idea btw Adrian, should be a massive help in the future

This has the potential to be brilliant, or like one of those 'nailed it' memes.

Our two are getting on better now:

Probably worth mentioning at this point that any shenanigans on anywhere other than privately owned land to which the public have no access could see you happily charged with dangerous driving. This includes car parks, industrial estates, private roads etc. In short, pick your hooning places carefully folks. Not related to your post directly Cyder, as that wouldn't be classed as somewhere the public have access to, so crack on

Possibly the car was owned by someone else at that point?

10/10 for effort, I guess. However, what a stupid thing to do. Idiot. Or idiotess.

Fun? Hell yeah. Practical? Not at all.

She's a f*cking idiot. Jealous because her husband didn't get nominated, that's all. Sometimes it seems like the people of colour (for that's how she refers to her ethnic group) are the ones carrying on the race issue when they're missing the point entirely. Still, she got her column inches today so she can feel smug about herself at least. Sanctimonious toss piece. No idea why an apparently decent guy like Will puts up with her.

It's only subjective up a point, then it just becomes truly horrendous and offensive to the eyes.