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Ok maybe I should clarify - if the concept looks fantastic ? You will always get these weird concepts

What gets me is when you see a great looking concept car (not talking about the Micra here) and everyone says how great it looks by the time it gets to production the production engineers and accountants have got at it and it always ends up a parts bin special! If Nissan had the b@lls to make a Figaro years ago designed and produced within 6 months why cant they do something interesting now!

Bit harsh we need these bland biscuit tins to help people aspire to something decent! oh and the govt to persuade us that buying them will save trees

Just throw a big coat over the back and then look surprised when the question is asked?

Congrats mate get some pictures up when you have climbed down off the Z high

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Fab pic Husky - any chance you can erm remove the Vauxhall Corsa on the right - would make it perfect

Glad you ordered your stuff... All life is here on this forum! On top of my Ikea traumas this weekend I managed to whack my foot very hard against the stair post while climbing over the soddin cat (they always position themselves in the most awkward place!!!!)

Just go for the one that you like - dont worry too much about sound differences etc - the 07 engine has twin are intakes and actually sounds louder than the older one in my opinion - there should be a suitable prices difference between them. If the clutch is high I would think its probably a worn clutch more than anything else - maybe mention that as a price swinger?

Is Mrs Tarmac still in a mood? How did the expedition go?

Is it this seasons colour or something!!!

Well the new shape is released! http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoe ... micra.html How many other cars can you spot in this design although to be fair to Nissan it does'nt look too bad!

Totally agree mate see it all the time.. Its easy The are selfish lazy F@@@@@s!!!!!

So did i mate but its the great unwashed with their sproggs thats the issue!! Chris its a chest of drawers and wardrobe we got this weekend Chest of drawers all put together nicely and no spare bits left

Congrats mate enjoy it

Stew thought you wanted to keep quiet about your house and garage

Ok i feeling sick now!!! You will end up on one of those programmes wherr they lay out all the food/lard in front of you

Left the house 11:30 got to Ikea Leeds 12:20 15 mins trying to find somewhere to park. foolishly thought they stack the warehouses in the same locations for their stock ... Oh no .. Couldnt ask at the customer desk as the entire population of Leeds had decided to ... So walked in to the rabbit run got to the section I wanted eventually to find what I needed. Tried to fight my way back to the entrance then in the back way to the self service warehouse bit - the entire population of Bradford by now had turned up! Found my stuff just 2 boxes left even though Ikea Ashton had told us they had 60!! Get to tills 10mins while they faff about go to lift at carpark to go down 1 level eventually the lift arrives 3 of us get in with our trolleys after a while this guy turns to me and with a scared voice says "I have just seen Hell!!!" couldnt agree more poor sod probably his first visit? Stew you have been warned stay an Ikea Virgin save yourself!! You have all been warned stay away .......

We are just messin mate dont worry glad to have you on the forum

Oh dear ...... hope things pick up then... Mammas and Pappas again .... nearly as bad as me and costco

Wow looks ace Bronzee great pics I am expecting the M62 (local motorway near me) to be as deep as that!!!!

Did you see Ming on the telly last night? How he gets time to rule over planets and drive his Zed i have no idea?

They might have a website but believe it or not if you want home delivery you still have to go to the store , put all the crap you want on a trolley, pay for it, then wheel it to the home delivery desk, wait 20mins, pay £30 and then job done !!! I couldn't believe it, I bought a few large bits for the house the other week and had to do this, pain in the butt I know they are muppets at Ikea nothing is particularly easy Andy come and talk to your Uncle Stan door hanging is my speciality I dont mind flat pack as a rule i just hate the oversized boxes everything comes in. I dont think they ever give the instructions to a normal bod to test for them. There is an assumption that everyone on the planet has engineering knowledge i generally look at the schematics and try to suss it out myself as any written instructions normally confuse me ..... think this is an Airfix overhang from when i was 7 btw its lashing it down this morning with hail ... think will have to swim to Leeds this morning

to the forum Chris ....

I know mate but the hassle of a delivery far outweighs the hell of picking it up