Toon Chris

Badges are cheap and easy to fit. It's probably the owner that has changed it, just like a lot of UK people do on their JDM.

hey you get yer finger oot, someones waiting on that PM sent to H5

Stop worrying me, I couldn't bear the thought of damaging my car - I`ve only just got it and the weather is sh*te out there

Not bad !

FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,-:*`*:-. SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" `*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-,_,-:*`*:- THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" *:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:! *`*:-,_,-:*`*:-.,_,-:*`*:- FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." *:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,-:*`*:-., FIFTH DEGREE What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" *:-.,_,.-:*`*:-,_,.-:*`*:-.,_,.-:*`*:-,_,-:*`*:-.,_,.- SIXTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

Tsk.

I've got the manual, it seems pretty straight-forward

I`d be happy to help if necessary. I travel from Newcastle (home) to Liverpool, Leeds and sometimes Cromer and Woking and Hull. Soon to be doing a bit more travelling to the Edinburgh area (roughly) and possibly Rotherham. I can't guarantee speed, but if people can drop of and collect local to them then I can do the rest.

+1

My Alfa V6 got started and within one minute of starting was driven onto a motorway at 3-4K revs for an hour. Twice a day, 4-5 days a week. I recently sold it with 236K on the clock and it didn`t use oil, still pulled really well. I know Alfa V6 engines are built like tanks but it still shows that so long as you don`t thrash, you will be ok.

It`s an integrated bluetooth so the aerial is actually my phone aerial. Glad to hear it's not just me - or am I.

Oh yes, haha. Actually I`m from Hull!

Is it just me? Is my accent broad - I don`t think so. Then why when setting up a new phone book can the stupid hands-free not be able to tell the difference between 'home', ' work' or 'newcastle' !! To be more specific., it will let me set one item up but then if I try to add any more than it says 'error' all the time! Oh yeah, and when driving it can`t tell the difference between four and eight. They sound pretty different to me! Rant, rant, rant.

Thanks very much

Looking for a mod on-line so I can get the blackcircles 5% discount code? Cheers

Those black wheels are nice, they look like rotors

Why thank you, kind sir. 5-40 fully synth it is

Y'see that is what is confusing me, they can't all be the right one! I`ll be doing lots of motorway miles if that makes any difference?

I forgot to look.......... NOT!!! Yes it's shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny

Ok, I know it's dumb but I`ve looked in the book and I`ve searched the forum and I`m none the wiser. There is too much info and it doesn't seem to give me the basic info I'm after... What oil is recommended for a standard GT in the UK? It looks like 5w-30w fully synthetic, is that right? I'll get a good brand and all that, its just the rating I`m after!

I don't do footie, Rugby only. When the match is on I keep out the way as the herds of pie munchers get on my wick.

Druridge Bay, so close mate

Its a twelve inch thing. Only takes their eye out if they take their eye off the ball, er, if you see what I mean I *may* change it but frankly at the moment I'm too busy getting used to the clutch and mirrors to notice it much

I had to wait for two weeks and it nearly killed me. Now i have the car I`m taking it steady but love every minute! Hang in there, it's worth the wait!

So I finally got it ooh its so fast and nice and goes round corners and shiny and great and zooms and sounds fab and even more shiny and I love it I`ve been down the coast road accompanied by shrieks of fear and laughter from my other half Sorry about the blobs of water on the photo...