Toon Chris

Yep, it looks like a rubber overcoat. Has it got a sticky back or just a non-slip back?

What is this condom thingy? Is it some sort of 'sticky' pad?

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But that is obviously incorrect ! Here is the correct version: http://www.tv.com/uservideos/?action=vi ... H95bsLuTff

DaveJ - I`ve just bought some for £9 inc p&p so I`ll let you know if they are or

Oops, you just missed on two weeks ago on pistonheads Good luck though!

Yes, I saw those today and fancy some as well! Also having lived in yorkshire for 14 years I agree that the price is far too high. That is the price of 25 pints of beer !

Pilot sports will last the longest of any of the rubber mentioned so far, so they may cost more but they last longer I have noticed in the past that Contis cost less than Pilots but last for less time too - but the miles per pound work out about the same. I`ll be interested to hear how the Pilots work out for you.

interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers. GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? The radio went silent and the interview ended.

1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE : http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.br/ Wait for the lady to appear, (takes a while) then ... 2. WRITE YOUR FIRST NAME IN THE 1st LINE. 3. WRITE YOUR SURNAME in the 2nd LINE No need to write your e.mail address. 4. Press the VISUALIZAR bar. Some very clever people with far too much time on their hands.

Just paid £300 for two rear contisports and they are much quieter than the toyos that were on before, and I have no slippy complaints even in the torrential rain on the A1 today. Personal choice I know but Toyos don't feel planted enough for my liking, they tend to be imprecise on the steering end IMO. I`ll soon find out as it will be new contis on the front soon as well. Yes they cost more but I`ll get a lot more miles out of them too!

When the pump clicks I can sometimes get about another half-litre in before it spills out. Must be the angle you hold it at

Just get the rears then Seriously - buy them, finding one more won't take too long. A member will pick them up for you if you ask nicely, and although it may take a few weeks they will get up to you eventually.

Mine laughed and said she agreed

After coming from an alfa 156 which struggles to even project a beam forwards, the Z is bloomin marvellous!

I was off to visit my rellies and he was beaming of in the opposite direction in a little bronze number. (do we say bronze to be pc, everyone knows they are orange some say ginger!)

"Hello honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I suppose he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? .. . Is this 01823 406789?"

This needs the original post modifying to show what people can offer...

When you have the flu? Yuck! Although I guess it depends what sort of sex...

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.' 'You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.' Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9000 compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch ! The bloke perks up at this. 'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine inch she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision. So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day. 'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have.' says the fellow. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'She has' says the bloke, 'We're having a new kitchen.'

Nah, have rived the car apart but nothing there. Um... don't fancy that - dynomec has all my hopes pinned on it

Very nice looker, you have good taste (and more money than me )

Don't these boxes work by multiplying the signal by a huge factor? You put your foot down a little and the box tells the ecu that you have just floored it, therfor you think wow! that's really responsive Only what I heard, not gospel...

Thanks a lot for the advice, I have spoken to Dynomec and although there are some local garages in the area with the tool I am swinging past their place on the way to Hull tomorrow just to be sure I`ve managed to find some Nissan locking nuts to replace mine so am all set. Dynomec are helpful people aren't they. It's thrown a real spanner on the works as I`ve wasted hours and hours today getting this sorted out and it always happens when you are really busy, eh? Big thanks also to Phil from East Shore Racing for his good advice and his time. Oh, and i`ve also discovered that no-one in the Newcastle area has a set of master keys for a 350z - they may say they have but the 350z uses a thin walled version and not the standard nissan one. Pah!

Why need a new ECU? If the Mod is modest then surely the stock ECU has enough leeway in it's tolerance to cope with a small improvement? Are the ECU's already at their upper limit on the UK cars? :confused: It all seems a bit bizarre. As I have a stock GT and am planning some simple mods, I think I will be a guinea pig and find out When I say N/A tune, I mean full on, not just filters and plenums. Full rebuild etc. will need a new / piggyback ECU to remap the whole shebang. Ah, good, then I shall proceed