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yeah and i booked a double room each markie so effectively Tarmac can come along for free if you're offering!

oh and that will really make Mrs Tarmac feel better! NOT!

Thank you for confirming to me that all men are tools and getting a divorce is the right thing to do!

you'll start looking like a pizza soon. Mind you less washing up i suppose!

i probably won't sleep tonight now i've mentioned it! I'll wake up in a cold sweat thinking i'm on the loo with a large crowd around me!

All this pizza talk made me want one - ok it was only a tidgy Pizza Express Sloppy Giuseppe from Tesco but it was still nice - and i burned my mouth as usual! I'm always amazed when people get those giant Calzone things and manage to eat them! I think you can get those with an egg in.......ugh! Having said that I like chicken tikka chom chom which is curry with a whole hard boiled egg in it.

that made me chuckle. I do have nightmares about the car - same type of thing, its damaged or stolen etc. I sometimes dream i'm so small i can't reach the brake pedal and i'm coasting faster and faster down a hill. Just shows how much we love the cars. Mind you it all pales into insignificance compared to my recurring nightmare of people being able to see me on the loo.............

Don't worry Tarmac I can keep them all in line! Just tell Mrs Tarmac to drop me an email and give me her mobile and i'll keep her constantly updated with your activities!

i agree with Stew, its usually a local thing done almost immediately after the birth by dad and his mates while the other half is still in hospital and not waiting at home with a rolling pin! I'm afraid you've missed the boat now Tarmac and have to wait for the christening if you have one!

It was a trade advert so I reckon he may have some comeback. It's a lesson learned though! I have never checked the wheel nuts after buying a car!

As some of you know my parents live in the south of France. Dad has a really old landrover discovery that he uses to tow his caravan. He wanted to get a newer one and as the second hand car market is practically none existent where they live he decided to come and buy one in England and drive it back. He bought a 2000 discovery with about 35k miles on it, really good condition. It was a trade advert but you know the type - not a garage, a farmer and his sons who sell cars as a bit of a sideline. Anyway, they are obviously not that very good at it because just as Dad was whizzing down the french autoroute near paris his back wheel fell off! He felt a strange feeling and slowed down to 50mph and then the wheel just came off. Over a grands worth of damage but lucky to be alive i reckon! He's not very happy though...............

i have this one http://www.hotworksracing.com/die-cast/ ... orange.htm are we all saddos or what?

yeah yeah, we know the REAL truth. Although you were in charge of the cooker and the apron so i'll let you off

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Must be your bedtime by now wee Jay!

I have to say that mine has been brilliant. I did stay at home two days when the snow was too thick to attempt but as far as the thick ice is concerned its been fine. I put it down to my strange mix of tyres.....RE05A's on the back and Falkens on the front. In all honesty i have driven SO carefully and also the fact that everywhere is flat helps enormously.

LOL John dont even think about booking my challet Mine was big pimping with the fireplace and leather sofa ER WHOA THERE! YOUR chalet was it Rent boy??

my exact thoughts - its not exactly terminator or transformers but you have to venture outside the box once in a while!

He's bonkers, you can tell he lives on his own! It looks like every last bit of snow has been scraped off the lawn! I think you should sleep in it with a video camera running so we can watch it melt and fall in on you!