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nixy

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  1. orange escort my favourite. there was one at TOTB the other week same colour.
  2. Forgive me if this is a repost before somebody says it! School 1977 v School 2007 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper. 1977 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion. Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school . 1977 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area. 2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English. 1977 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college. 2007 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover fire-works, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill. 1977 - Ants die. 2007 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario: Johnny falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him. 1977 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.
  3. oh no, does that mean he's beat martin to that porker!
  4. looks like we might have a guinea pig?
  5. wonder how long it lasts and if scratches etc are an issue. can you imagine getting too close to a hedge or finding a cat on your bonnet one morning! Yikes!
  6. so it would be used as a colour change with the added bonus of no stone chips then? If it costs nearly as much as a respray you wouldn't be unwrapping it that hastily would you.
  7. nixy

    Hello!!!!

    you've been had, it's a tenner for 3 numbers isn't it!
  8. that picture's much better and far cooler - or am I just showing my age....
  9. am i being dumb but I don't really see why you'd wrap your car in vinyl like that. Is the idea to actually change the colour rather than have a respray? It can't be to protect if from stone chips as basically you're stuck with it like that so whats the point in protecting the black car underneath that nobody will ever see. You can't exactly peel it off and stick it back on again on a whim?
  10. why don't you drive Liz' golf and get her something sporty......(i'm running...........)
  11. Well done Phil - just shows how little Nissan actually know in comparison!
  12. .........but it's best not to look at it and just pretend you are getting 50mpg
  13. mine starts Z33 so i presume they are all like that - i never realised there would be a problem - typical! Tim (lomoto) is the only person I can think of that might know as mentioned above but you'd think Nissan would know - useless muppets!
  14. the real thing rarely ends up looking like the concept anyway but that just looks like a beefed up smart car to me. Its yuk.
  15. wonder how this affects domestic oil charges? In February it cost me just over £400 for a thousand litres and then last time it cost £550 which is a massive increase. I was hoping when I moved house and changed from the hideously expensive LPG that oil would be better but its about the same now.
  16. Is that citroen nemo for real? I want one!!!! Where do you find these things? But seriously - a 4x4 is probably an even better idea for Martin (is he still listening or has he gone off and bought the porker?)
  17. has it gone now? Do you smell like the local chippy?
  18. vans are very handy to have I'll have you know! Great for the tip and all the mucky jobs you don't want to use the Zed for! Every home should have one!
  19. well never say never. Think I'd feel the same at first but who knows? You never know what's around the corner.
  20. why not? you might meet a gorgeous millionairess!
  21. let me have your address and I'll send you the 50p.
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