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The tesco response is absolutely hilarious - good for them! I remember once when i worked in a bank having to ask a guy to take his crash helmet off as he stood in front of me (despite the notice on the door). I honestly thought he was about to rob me!

oh see it now - i'm sure they make these up! Right must dash - need to see what i've put on mine.................

me neither

muppet man springs up every once in a while and speaks a load of muppet nonsense...........

Hi Keith! I meant to wish you happy hols before you went! Oops........... Can you really get Mississippi Mud Pie there and if so is it nice?????

I had the blue on my golf GTI they did look pretty great! Having said that, i like mine as they are cos they match my car and i got a headunit i could also have orange as well.

To be honest the advice that i've always heard is that you will do more harm than good if it is for outdoor everyday use. Putting a cover on and off on a regular basis will probably cause more damage than the elements in the long run. Not sure what anyone else thinks?

Always loved the R32 and the bike is nice too...........

thats the episode where he ruins his brothers car manufacturing company - i love it! Oh well enjoy your big cup holder and extra loud horn!

i tried so hard to find a video clip of the bit where they unveil it and its hideous!

I'm sure it will come back looking like that car that homer simpson designed - did you ever see that episode?

Well tbh i don't really need much more than that the amount of time i'm stuck in traffic!

No Jay, YOU are ginger! And your car tax is still over twice as much as mine...............

oh bless. you don't fancy a road trip and a few more do you?

seen that before, he just needs a bucket of cold water over his fat head! As for childbirth - lets not even go there - why do you think i only ever had one!!!! If men had to have them the population would die out!

OHHHH how i know that so well bloody theiving b@st$%ds Not me - La la la la la la

Happy birthday!

Ah but have you been on it in the past week? The new improvements are in place - FOUR lanes approaching the roundabout WITH traffic lights on it. Need to wait for Caravan season to come around again to see if works!

Well just a quick update. Mummy cat has been trapped and taken to be neutered - they are releasing her back today. My parents have been told to gradually stop feeding her and the kittens so that she will teach them to hunt...................and IF they can catch the kittens in a few weeks they will neuter them too and then return them to the wild to look after themselves.....

Its a bad idea unless you are on speed..............

I think that's wise! Bearing in mind Louis said i reminded him of Mel B...............

Not if Dad has anything to do with it! A cats protection type organisation are going to trap and neuter the mum which over there costs 200 euros! They won't do anything to rehome the kittens as they say they are too old at 7 weeks to be socialised from ferel which is rubbish as i was playing with them! They will wait until they are 12 weeks old and then try and catch them to neuter them and let them all go again. Mum and dad can't really keep any as they travel a lot although I think mum is very tempted by one of the silver tabbies! 2 silver tabbies, 2 silver tabby and white (with stubbies instead of tails!) and one black. Anyone fancy a road trip to collect one?

You've met me Jay you know i'm posh!

Well just before I left they were stuffing their faces with cat food in the barn and jumping about on a ride on lawn mower........ The mummy cat was eating dry french stick off the lawn when she first appeared and now she's turning her nose up at cat biscuits! Not sure what is going to happen with them................

Pah, another scottish person, common as muck...........