Was it the next directory?
A shoe catalogue?
Soft furnishings?
No - I get a copy of screwfix sent to me! God maybe its time to go out and buy something pink!
edit: and what's worse is i'll read it as well!
flashed and waved at lunchtime today - i think it was a blade but those zeds with no paint on all look the same! Anyway, woman driver looked rather shocked at my attention...........oh well!
Yeah i have defo seen a ghost Jay in a very old house i used to live in....... So be careful when you go to bed tonight, it might come back for a second go! I would suggest sprinkling some holy water around your bed!
A: I wouldn't be seen dead in those glasses
B: everyone knows i drive with bare feet.............duh!
C: beavis, I'm fed up of telling you NO, you don't have to try reverse psychology it won't work!!!
Every chance as long as you want to stay single and with some anatomy missing..........
The amount of times shopping was mentioned when we are in Wales I have to say I'm worried for you in New York Rob!