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nixy

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  1. Was it the next directory? A shoe catalogue? Soft furnishings? No - I get a copy of screwfix sent to me! God maybe its time to go out and buy something pink! edit: and what's worse is i'll read it as well!
  2. Maybe she should sign up and join Mrs Biscuit and the others?
  3. Well they're getting closer to me!
  4. I bet she never! She probably knows EXACTLY what I mean!
  5. yeah terrible isn't it! I knew I should have got a red one!
  6. flashed and waved at lunchtime today - i think it was a blade but those zeds with no paint on all look the same! Anyway, woman driver looked rather shocked at my attention...........oh well!
  7. Just youtubed and bloody hell, i liked it........
  8. I told you Vik, leaving your mobile number in porta loos at car shows is a BAD idea!
  9. or slip on a bagel and accidentally throw it through the window whilst spilling tea on his passport.
  10. Don't start feeling too safe - he HAS just bought a lap top!
  11. There ARE a fair few of us now!
  12. When in doubt blame her eh? Hope they turn up!
  13. Yeah i have defo seen a ghost Jay in a very old house i used to live in....... So be careful when you go to bed tonight, it might come back for a second go! I would suggest sprinkling some holy water around your bed!
  14. Nice looking red zed! I used to have a compact many moons ago - nice little car.
  15. You know I only went in the first place to meet you Beavis! Now forever on my toilet wall with Louis!
  16. A: I wouldn't be seen dead in those glasses B: everyone knows i drive with bare feet.............duh! C: beavis, I'm fed up of telling you NO, you don't have to try reverse psychology it won't work!!!
  17. That is such a small speed bump as well! Maybe they should have a new setting on sat nav where you can program to avoid them!
  18. I was still laughing in the car on my way to work. Was a good laugh last night.....
  19. Every chance as long as you want to stay single and with some anatomy missing.......... The amount of times shopping was mentioned when we are in Wales I have to say I'm worried for you in New York Rob!
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