Kev946

Do you think they will have a ctrl, alt, delt buttons on the steering wheel...

Bit of a face lift from the looks of it, but an improvement..

I reckon the're all screwed if Microsoft have anything to do with it.

One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he Asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he Could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sex in comicland. Why don't you try her?" replied Batman. "I'd love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends. So I don't really want to take advantage of her." "Damn shame." said Batman as he waved goodbye to Superman and drove off. Ten minutes later Superman was flying low over a City when he saw the Green Lantern. "Hey Hal, I'm looking for a little action. You're a swinging bachelor, who's the best babe in Comicland?" "Hey, Superman! Everyone knows that Wonder Woman is Far and away the best lay in comicland, why don't You try her?" "Well, we're sort of friends," Superman said, "but I didn't realize she had gotten around so much." and He flew off in frustration. Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a Field when he saw Wonder Woman lying naked, in the Middle of the field, with her legs wide apart. Superman was tempted. He Thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding Bullet, I can be in and out of there before she even knows I'm here." So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and Gone. Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a Dazed expression. "What the hell was that??" she Exclaimed. "I don't know," said the Invisible Man as he Rolled off, "but my ass is killing me."

All satin black gets my vote, which I realise isn't one of the options. ...

Not being a post whore, I must have missed it. Made me laugh anyway.

Not being a post whore, I must have missed it. Made me laugh anyway.

PS: A decent bunch of people on SELOC. I'm going on their Ring Trip in the summer...

Which BMW forums if this then?

Make sense to me...

Steve Scott builds Cossie based Fiesta's and Focus's. He's currently racing a Fiesta Cossie 4x4 in the Ford Saloon Car Championship and is sponsored by Performance Ford, and yes he does well. He took his Fiesta to Trax at Silverstone a few years back and did a 0-60 sprint in 2.9 seconds... i think i was there that day, did an rs200 win it on the day ? I wasn't there but heard all about it. Most of Steve's cars are white to start with as he buys the shells direct from Ford and they are usually white.

My BMW manual said it would damage the engine if I let it idle and should drive off keeping the revs down. Race engines are a different story. An F1 engine has te colling water heated to about 85 deg C before it can be started. I just drive off as I'm normally late anyway...

Steve Scott builds Cossie based Fiesta's and Focus's. He's currently racing a Fiesta Cossie 4x4 in the Ford Saloon Car Championship and is sponsored by Performance Ford, and yes he does well. He took his Fiesta to Trax at Silverstone a few years back and did a 0-60 sprint in 2.9 seconds...

It was at the RS National Day so only Ford RS cars were allowed on track. Also has the advatage of being an unsilenced day. They moved it to Rockingham this year so I didn't bother. I went each year up until then. Quickest car on that day was the white Escosrt Cossie right at the beginning. This is an Ex Carlos Sainz WRC Escort Rally car but with a 500 bhp engine and at the helm a very experience driver Steve Scott from A1 Rally Sport.

Most Cossies with this kind of boost level smoke a bit, but I was a little too high on the oil level and some was blowing back through the breather system which made things worse. I've learned to run the car towards the bottom of the dip stick now. Also, this was towards the end of the day too so oil was getting a bit hot and thin... What setup have you got Kev, wouldnt running low on oil be a problem during hard cornering? My Teg smokes abit now too, since its been slightly tuned anyway. Been told its overfuelling? I've got a big winged high capcity baffled sump, so oil starvation is not an issue. It runs about 6 litres of oil with the oil cooler helping. Standard Cossie engines are 3.5 litres. Oh and yes it over fuels massively so some of the smoke is fuel. I only get around 4 mpg on track...

He's quite an experienced guy and was being a polite driver due to the amount of traffic. Check out near the end were he nearly looses it at McLeans. I love the little giggle from his passenger....

Most Cossies with this kind of boost level smoke a bit, but I was a little too high on the oil level and some was blowing back through the breather system which made things worse. I've learned to run the car towards the bottom of the dip stick now. Also, this was towards the end of the day too so oil was getting a bit hot and thin...

I've finally worked out how to convert a DVD and upload it. This snippet was shot by a guy in a very very fast stripped out and moodified Escort RS Turbo from on board his car at Donington Park RS National Day in August 2004. I spoke to him later and asked if I could have a copy. This is the best video I have of the car, as most other stuff is from the pit lane. This was the first track day for the Cossie after the full re-build including engine, so I wasn't pushing it too much. I appear at 2 min 12 secs, (white Cossie). Check out the flames. Before you ask, I was on a cooling lap towards the end of the video as oil temps were getting rediculously high etc. heck out near the end were he nearly looses it at McLeans. I love the little giggle from his passenger.... Link http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?doc ... 6785238159

Chavtastic....

I`ll already be out so i`ll see you there We're staying at the Ringhaus most of us..

Unfortunately I think ours will be gone by then. Get another one then..or bring the Zed..

I'm going 31st July with SELOC, (Lotus guys), for the weekend. There sould be around 30 cars if everyone turns up. Already about 15 confirmed so should be good. If anyone is interested I'm sure the SELOC guys won't mind a non Lotus coming along.

There you go http://www.yokohamatire.com/advan/default.asp

Go OEM size. Also new tyres are no good for track. They will over heat due to the amount of movement of the tread blocks. Once over heated they will breakdown and chucks will fall out. Get some part worn. The best are the barely legal ones. If you must buy new get the tread ground down or better still go for the track orientated tyres such as Yokohama Advan A048's or Toyo R888's. These are designed for track or fast road use, are super sticky and will not overheat as they have minimal thread grooves. My Exige has A048's fitted as standard.