AliveBoy

PURPLE!! That looks awesome!

or he could sell his body He doesn't want to be in debt

don't think, just do. Make it up as you go along. worst case you eat grass and trees - they're free

My parents moved out when I was 17, they went to the Channel Isles and I stayed in their 5 bedroom house alone to finish college. I then went to a flat which was HORRIBLE I mean, literally, the bedroom STANK of P1ss as it had TWO horse stables under it, I had cold showers for 6 months because the boiler broke and the landlord didn't care. I had a tv, a microwave and a half decent washer/dryer and that was pretty much it. I lived on morrisons 75p value meals BUT it was my place. Girls loved it, I knew no-one either and it was great! I could walk around in my boxers with not a care in the world. I had clean lovely bedding vacuum packed in the wardrobe for a quick change over before a lady friend came round and a fleet of those lovely scented candles too for romantic lighting Do it and never look back

Oh ok, it looked like they handed them out within about 10 minutes from the time stamps. Do they also give sanctions? "Speeding" (Typing too fast, therefore making lots of mistakes) "Typing under the influence" (Drink/drug typing) "Dangerous Typing" (Being aggressive, off limit subjects, swearing etc) "Typing without due care and attention" (Rubbish sentence craft) "Failing to stop" (Ignoring warnings etc)

It looks like they hand them out too easily anyway

I'd hope that was a faulty set, as with thousands of sets out there the results could be horrible!

09:00 AM stevo_d achieved Had the final word. You always have to get the final word

I cut out my grille with a Stanley knife and put black mesh behind it, cable tied a couple of times round the edge and it looks much better

That was going to be the plan, use 4 for the Glass, and maybe the other 4 as feet, then attach the sprockets and chain to the front First job is to clean everything up . . its a wee bit oiley at the moment Weeing on it will just cause it to rust, it won't clean it at all

Is this a red line by any chance?!

Stevo that's rank... Making my head hurt thinking about it

Haaaaaappy birthday!

What if they got under your skin grundy?!

If your GPS tracker says you were within the 30mph limit that is enough for any court to throw it out. GPS doesn't lie, people on the other hand do...

My friends Dad has been a mod on PistonHeads for 43 years and he does the same with bragging threads on there Was that done by pigeon? You post the reply and they pin it up onto the "message board" for all to see?

Looks similar (but still very different if you get me!) to a may bug over here, wonder if they're related

I got pulled once doing silly speed in a 40, the policeman gave me a royal dressing down, made me feel the size of an ant and like an absolute c0ck, he ran all these nasty scenarios past me and made me feel suitably guilty. He then wrote a ticket out and handed it over, to my surprise it was a £60 fine for my incorrectly spaced numberplate (it was spaced badly) and let me on my way. It made a bigger difference to my driving than anything else has and gave me far more respect for speed limits than a camera giving me a £60 and 3 points.

you lot need to reach down and find a pair

you should use 4 pistons to hold the glass up

These are my wedding pictures and the guy we used he's a full time wedding/people photographer so it's not a random with a camera lol http://jimpascoephotography.zenfolio.com/dedman

They mention that "ed plays the roll of the home mechanic" at the start

Or when Mike lies on TV! He told the buyer "genuine porsche decals" 2 minutes earlier you saw ed fitting the "replica decals as porsche don't make them anymore" I know it's only small, but if he lies when the camera is on, imagine what he's like when it's off! Is the buggy one where they make a massive loss?

It's so bad! You can see that ed was hired to be the mechanic not a presenter!

Currently watching the first ever wheeler dealers! Ed China is literally using a hammer to mend a dent in a porsche 924 and they've got a door straight off a scrap heap It's all very 90's television between the graphics, lack of safety equipment and lack of waistlines on ed and Mike