AliveBoy

That picture you posted. You're doing EXACTLY the same, just about women. Who's going to want a woman hater as their boyfriend? You post it all over here and all over facebook, you basically have a billboard saying "WOMEN. AVOID ME."

What fluid are you using? Anything less than 5.1 on track is a waste of time

The problem is, it's who you go for. If you go for people who are idiots, they only want an idiot to accompany them. If you go for someone who's skinny blonde with massive whammers, who spends every night getting hammered on free drinks from guys who want a quick one, you're going to find out why she only has one nighters. There's no point in trying to convert someone, you need to find the right person. I know 2 or 3 girls who are perfect girlfriend material, dedicated, pretty and lovely, but they wouldn't go anywhere near someone who always expects they're up to something when they aren't. It's swings and roundabouts, if you always expect the worst of people, they won't give you the time of day. Who would? If someone is ALWAYS negative about EVERYTHING, why do I want my mood bought down by them being a sap?

is that what it looks like? Yes, it is on a mini. Whys that so scare? The first four digits spell something nasty no? :lol: Yep, just don't get me a warning point as it's a legitimate plate being sold It would be a fun plate to have though Have you had any? I'm still clean Clean too

is that what it looks like? Yes, it is on a mini. Whys that so scare? The first four digits spell something nasty no? :lol: Yep, just don't get me a warning point as it's a legitimate plate being sold It would be a fun plate to have though

I always think it would be great to go on take me out, and try to get all of the lights out as quickly as possible!

I met my OH that way, worked best

Not a great advert if after 4 years you're still using the site

I think it would be quick been single for a while now Is that a very "touch and go" situation?!

is that what it looks like? Yes, it is on a mini. Whys that so scare?

I know people who have met boyfriends/girlfriends on there, it depends on the picture and bio you put up

i bet you never get the mpss debate on there tho Plot Twist: Dan preaches to them, that there are other tyres other than MPSS to them Primewells isn't it? He loves the primewells

I wanted CUN 71C but it's too much for me to afford http://www.plates4less.co.uk/private-number-plate/CUN71C-classified

grundy, I'll give you £300

This is the man who as a senior manager for a large German bank thought it would be a good idea after being refuse gardening leave to shave a Hitler moustache in and post it on facebook with the caption 'let's see what they make of this on Monday'. Tact has never been my strong suit! Haha. I remember this, still; good on you

Adrian flux do mine, none of the companies came back to me when I did the same post

My mum was in the Church of the Good Shepherd choir for years, they're in Pyrford, there's quite a few people in it, so you can hide within the ranks until you get confident I'm learning Welsh currently, the OH is Welsh and she speaks it at her parents, it's a toughy for sure! Moron means carrot, that's about all I can remember now

I'd love to do barbershop!

To be honest, most things a choir will require will be fairly basic to begin with, they will build up your part as your skill progresses. They'll support you

Just do what the pro's do! Autotune! then mime it

My parents have just moved home after 8 years, so I went over to see them and promptly got knocked over by my mums dog who I haven't seen for 2 years he then spent the night following me everywhere

If every post has taken you 2 minutes to write, some more and some less, then you've spent: 166 Hours and 46 Minutes or... 6 Days and 22 Hours TYPING on here! Let alone the PM's you send, what you read etc IN A YEAR!!

Helloooo too common, Polar bears are regal

More polar bears for me:

I was expecting a picture of you accepting your golden keyboard trophy! Oh and not everyone has a build thread