Builder49

Hang on let me ask her name I'll assume your Mrs doesn't read this forum

BBK and WW, stop bitch slapping each other And Will, they must like those lovely gold wheels

SMD.......... What are you on mate?

Oh and a nice S5

next time he offers you need a fleet of zeds that need filling, lol

Hope you made his life miserable? I like to play fairly. If in doubt I want your guys to be on my side because you know Im decent at my job. Its not always cowboy builders,,, there are cowboy customers too!

They aren't cheap..... we are tight !!!!!!

Ha Ha. £15 normally sorts it

Really???? I always imaged ioneabee to be one of the oldest here !!!!

Who has contributed the most?

Once you get passed the initial skintness, Zeditis kicks in and then you'll be skint again...........................and again.........................and again. Enjoy

(always wanted to put this one up)

It hasn't (thankfully) and I still haven't worked out half the things it has got !!!!! And as it parks itself and no one has to get out, does it leave room for the moron in the adjacent banger in my local supermarket carpark to get in his car without denting mine? I doubt it? I'll park my own thanks......

Oi !!!!!!!!!!

I was actually driving home on the A1 at a leisurely 70mph (Near that anyway ) when I was tailgated by a guy of about 50 years of age in his Octavia, flashing his lights and being a total c**k !!!!! Obviously he felt the need to push the S5 driver into the inside lane, where there was a procession of drivers doing 60, as I was obvioiusly driving too slowly for him !!!!!! Despite the urge to floor the car and leave him in my dust i politely indicated and moved to the inside lane. He shot forward at a pace, looked to his left and waved the 'wa**er' sign at me......... I felt really sorry for him when he realised the car in front of me was my sons friend driving his unmarked motorway patrol car (in Bedfordshire its a 325) who was popping round mine for a cuppa and a look at the new car Needless to say the tea was brewed and waiting for him by the time he got to mine. In summary...................................................... It's not the car, it's the driver.

Im never naughty

Although I'd never condone tailgating, is it my fault if the automatic tractor beam on the front of my S5 is set to 50mm?????????????????????? It's not my fault you all drive so slow in your little V6's :lol: :lol: Honest guys I'm only joking

They have indicators????

Oi........... I drive an Audi now, when you're all finished................. And before anyone says it, it wasn't me right up TwoBears rear end!!!

Your first Mod Will? It's all downhill from there my friend

to the mad house ........

LOL, not exactly sure how tight it is (and don't want to)........ but im sure some others may know I'm sure they will reveal themselves

SMD........... = Tight A**e :lol:

Cheers Allan, you may regret that reply, so just in case I'm printing it

Finally got round today to taking some pics of my replacement for 'Miss Marmite'. As you can see, due to the weather the car is already in need of a good clean! Lovely look from the front IMO....... Inside finished in Magma Red leather.......... With heated everything, and all controls close to hand. Even I have managed to work it all out !!!!!! Although the push start confuzzled me for a while........... Nice finishing touches...... Including an excellent B&O entertainment system. And an equally nice sound from this little beauty....... 4.2ltr V8 350+bhp Although I still really miss the sound from the 350 V6 which I found to be just perfect. And who knows, it might one day end up with some Marmite treatment and look like this???????????? ...................................................... Hope you like? I know this is a great Zed forum, but I also know you guys love all cars