manphibian

Why is he smashing the rim in with a penny?

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe 11) I am ians cats best customer 12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees 13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks 14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush 15) I drink sand 16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car. 17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them. 18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack. 19) I ate Ian's cat because it gives short measures 20) I use sandpaper condoms.

I am a textbook metrosexual. 1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. 3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. 4. I get my back waxed. 5. I prefer to use ladies deodorant. 6. I get my body hair waxed off or shaved, including arse and balls 7. I mix lynx shower gel with dove triple moisturing shower gel so I smell nice and have soft skin. Oh and I use exfoliating gloves. 8. I use face moisturiser at least 3 times a day

Epic :D Looks like you summoned your inner Wolverine

350z glove box catch

Mint!

Looks perfect!

Fair play to Spain, they are the best team i've ever seen. Strange how they're so good, everyone almost started hating them, more than Germany ever I think they shut a lot of people up tonight and showed they're the still the best team in the world. Can't wait for the world cup, see how they fare against Brazil

Chav!

There could be a Focus that went fast enough to time travel, and i still wouldn't be seen dead in it

It's all a lie, the car wasn't moving

There are some pretty long straightish roads in the yorkshire dales... not sure about 2 miles, but you can see a LONG way Must go up there again soon

Looks great! Love the wheels

What a dick

ok f*ck it, Peter Werth charcoal suit

Pimp.

I wear charcoal. I think everybody needs to put a pic up of them in their suits I'm not going first though

That's cheap!!! Make sure you check it out fully....

this x 100000

Well I believe that google have used the label nexus for the last 3 years at least. I designed it in 2007 and the name was about on another product years before that

This is of very little use to the thread, but i designed the recycling bins that Google use in all their offices, and they're called Nexus 100's ... i actually think they nicked the name from us

Just washed, polished and waxed Not bad for a GM

Buy it then, you obviously are not interested in listening to anything anyone advises