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lack of Virgins is most upsetting. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut this April from 72 to only 40. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife. The suicide bombers' union, the British Organisation of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members, and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdulla Bul Bul Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return, but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth". Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, England in which he currently resides, an Al Qaeda chief executive explained, "We sympathise with our workers' concerns, but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages, but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up". Spokesmen for the union in Newcastle, Bradford, Middlesbrough, Glasgow and all Australia stated that they would be unaffected as there are no virgins in these areas anyway. Apparently, the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been largely put down to the emergence of the Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like, they are not so keen now on going to paradise.

Moving on:(

Don't know which way he bends, but heard from smudgeon that he may be camp!

Think we covered this one Ian. I am going to buy a spare. Last time I took it off I lost half the spacers from the GTM build. Tony at Abbey made me some more and welded the bonnet shut so to speak. I cant take it off due to my back so not even going to attempt it. I will get one of Jap 1.spares when not so busy and drive up with it:)

Think thats a no then!

Thats one of your lovely shiny strut bars then. Very nice and I am still looking for a spare to send up. Thought i had one but it was not HR.

Good morning and welcome:)

Well someone must get the results Just take it for what it is a bit of Yueltide banter. If were looking for some interaction why not some kind of game or guess what it is. Winner puts the next picture up!!

I know i can count on your vote Well may be not after tomorrow :wink: This could turn out to be very nasty for you BBK come May next year If your team let's you down I will give you one out of sympathy :wink: Give him one Dave? You coming out or what?

Gold star for Pete!

You're not yanking anything of mine Mr Saville! I think he has already yanked it Dip!

Well best you take it to him. I will see whats occuring timewise with Lee on Sunday and take it from there. It will get done lol:) Could have done it tonight I am so hypher.

I have you know I failed miserbly at Sutton Eye Hospital yesterday morning!

I know i can count on your vote Well may be not after tomorrow :wink: This could turn out to be very nasty for you BBK come May next year How so? Please tell. Beavis is going to ambush you on route to Wales:)

I have not looked but whats 1st prize Dip. A lunch voucher at BHS! I can see this being quite entertaining if kept in the right vein but as it won't. "LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMBBBLLLEEEEEE"

Rollocks with a B!!

I also wrote in the post what I was doing lol. even some bloke called Tony offered to come round yours and do it for you!! Glasses me boyo Glasses:)

Think he said he don't like the Gold one! the original post lists gold as an option, i think the dislike was for the orange (alzan interior) Well he is a naughty chappie for not making it CAPITALS so a blind man can see it!!

The only thing you failed miserably at was to text me when you came out of Maplin. had you done so it would be up and working by now. Struth bejasus!!

They are saying exactly what I 1st stated. yes a decent USB would be £14 upwards. All this chatter!!

Nice price as well! I definately will be shopping around for best supply and fit when I find what I am looking for!

You dont have to justify yourself Thrifty. If they want it they will buy it:)

I did see advertised somewhere at £2250! Nice though:)

Sun is out so may go wash the car as i think its supposed to be white!

He said pic of your "Tree" BBK :wink: Don't start him off Chris. he is working today and cant reply as often as he would like, and he will beat up the till girls with his pen and clipboard!!