Ricey

have a chat with Tarmac for imported gear Don't chav it up though or you'll get a dry slap!

You said that I love most of your posts real quality O except the ones where you pick on me Shut it kermit!

My city link guy turned up in a northgate van hire van!

Be fair the rules might as well be 'if you've not bothered with with forum to any degree in the last 4 years then don't bother bumping your post count up'. Can't really blame the lad but how's he going to contribute 150 'quality' posts now. I've posted over 5000 time and I don't have 150 quality posts!

Surely that would be your Nut Radar I guess it is sort of needle sized

The poor little welcome smiley must be knackered!

Spidy senses are telling me something

Dan they were the company that took 4 days to deliver my one day delivery!

Herpes are the most annoying pile of @*!# I.ve had the misfortune to come across.

Jesus Christ! I thought I had problems with my guaranteed next day delivery being 4 days late.

A weeks insurance will always end up being a totally disproportionate figure (I.e way more than 20 quid) because all the admin work is factored into the premium. Usual insurance shite

Gotta be honest you'd be pretty pi**ed if you were the guy in the last clip too!

1 minute 40ish. Must be a repost but you can all kiss my balls and just watch it again.

Now that would be classic.

Ain't you plod as well or have I got you mixededed up with someone else

Free if it a gift I think mate otherwise its a fee

25k? I'd rather eat a whale bollock

I think he's just very nervous and hates the media. Harsh to call him a prick like. Now Murray.......there is a distended piece of blow fish turd.

Class!

With tyres maybe.....without

Bad sh1t dude, if it does go the wrong way hope you get a decent lump sum! Hope it works out right for ya. It'll be statutory mate.....this company don't have a pot to **** in I reckon. I may be ok but it's all a bit of an unknown. No numbers, no departments.......just stuck everyone into consultation.

I got put into a consultation period for redundancies in January Hohoho meeeeeeeeerry Christmas!

The plate I guess?

I would personally think that whoever commissioned any 'tits and a targa top' pictures was a bit of a remtard if I'm honest. All seems a bit 1990 for my liking. A semi clad woman next to a sexy car or holding a droplink is about as relevant as having a Madagascan Aye Aye holding one. Just because a man is interested it 2 irrelevant unconnected things doesn't mean it'll make him buy it........plus you get to alienate the entire female populous!