The Bounty Bar Kid

Yes, but with regards to this issue, No.

Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.

Lol Bounty get your wrapper youve pulled That'd be a first! Lol.

Here's a poser for you, why do they sell luggage at airports? Take a look next time you're travelling abroad, wherever you are in the globe. Every single airport will have several concession stands selling carry-ons, valises, backpacks and suitcases, luggage. Now, call us overly prepared, but surely if you've got as far as the airport, chances are you're ok for luggage, clearly not. Clearly these shops have sprung up to facilitate the ever-growing idiot convention that meets daily outside your door. In this instance, these shops are required to help moronic holiday makers staggering up to the check-in desk clutching bundles of clothes in their arms, wishing there was an easier way. While we're on the subject of travel, apparently 70% of British citizens own a passport. That means there's a group even more dense than those buying luggage at airports. About a third of us have no interest in expanding their horizons by literally expanding their horizons. In this day and age, when it's often cheaper to holiday abroad than it is to do so in the UK, there really is no excuse and so it goes, the idiot convention continues to thrive. And we can't do a thing to stop it.

With SMD it's kid-sized!

Awh does she not have a sense of humour / realise its fiction? You do understand that this response is actually code for "I want in your pants Bounty Bar Kid" don't you? It's code for 'show me the thobbing bounty bar in your pants and put it in my wrapper.....' Definitely not that kinda friends.

As a female friend of mine said to me... "It's ****ing awful and anyone who reads it and think Christian Grey is anything other than a sadistic charisma vacumn is a half wit. Books written for people with special needs! Xx"

You will just have to raise the bar (pun intended) Remember using a feather is kinky.... Using the whole chicken is perverted As mentioned before, I have enough trouble talking to them, so now this!

Thank-you Fifty Shades of Grey, for giving every girl ridiculous standards. Now I have no hope whatsoever!

Classic but never gets old!

Trust you! Lol.

Lol @ the last two comments!

Very Looked like plasticine at first then realised it was a real engine!

He's back! Or should that be

Why aren't we representing our forum?

"Are animals permitted anywhere on site? No animals are permitted anywhere on site. Guide/assistance dogs are the only exception."

Not on one. So gonna have to go solo. Unless I can get onto a stand now.

Pizza Express actually

So on my way home tonight, I was driving through Purley. Got to the traffic lights outside the Pizza Express and had my windows open as usual. (No music on and so I can listen to the gorgeous exhaust note! ) Anyways, three people standing outside the said Pizza Express, noticed my forum name on the car (had it on since Le Mans and love the look of it) and then proceeded to comment on how nice the car is. One thought it was an AUDI then the other said it was a PORSCHE. Oh the look on their faces when I told them that it was a NISSAN... PRICELESS!!!

Owner of this selling garage is an old friend of my dad's. Mmmmm... Interesting!

I'll be there!

get well soon dude!

Found this nostalgic and seriously cool!