The Bounty Bar Kid

Yep!

Maybe...

Seriously, we've seen these things flying around for decades so there's no sense pulling the wool over our eyes. We know they're out there. They've been in films & TV and everything. They've been on Blue Peter, James Bond had one, even Lee Majors had one in the Fall Guy and he was rubbish. Point is, in the time since the Jetpack was invented we've all got sat navs, mp4 players, smart phones. It's only fair we get Jetpacks. Surely the cost has come down enough for us to afford them? Remember when the DVD came out? Twenty Quid, now they give them away in newspapers. Well the Jetpack has been around for ages and yet here we are, a society without Jetpacks. Is this some sinister govenment conspiracy. Is there a colossal warehouse filled with mint condition Jetpacks still in their boxes that we are not allowed to have? Write to your MP. They keep banging on about how there's too many cars on the road. Well this is the best solution. Demand a Jetpack. Because we deserve it. And Because, let's face it, they would be just AWESOME!

Interesting...

Last time I was off sick was back in 06 and that was because the company doctor told me to take time off. Otherwise I would have kept going. I get up to 20 weeks full sick pay a year, but I don't touch it!

Wait a miniute! Where is the article on this? This can't be right. I know all my staff will suddenly decide to go ill whilst on holiday then.

Request granted LOL

R u sure that The Gimp would not be more appropriate? I've heard about your special times with Ricey.

still as funny now as im sure it was then True and stupid!

Reach-around instead? I'm sure I said the other day that the days of bumming jokes were behind us and I've single handedly resurrected it in the last week Aren't all bumming jokes primarily behind you? Bumming jokes, there is no looking back... Use a mirror. Or video-camera connected to a TV for a live action replay!

not unless you see them coming! Depends if I'm... I mean you're biting the pillow or not.

A nickname that begins with 'The' for extra douche points. eg. Just call me 'The Sherminator' , a sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady! What's wrong with a nickname beginning with "the"???

Only me and dblock know.......sorry biscuit I can almost guarantee it will be universally hated......especially by sarnie! well stuff you then, there'll be no spooning tonight then it'll be like a ram raid, fast in and fast out and lots of carnage Reach-around instead? I'm sure I said the other day that the days of bumming jokes were behind us and I've single handedly resurrected it in the last week Aren't all bumming jokes primarily behind you?

i believe

about a 6-12month old article.

Only me and dblock know.......sorry biscuit I can almost guarantee it will be universally hated......especially by sarnie! well stuff you then, there'll be no spooning tonight then it'll be like a ram raid, fast in and fast out and lots of carnage Sometimes it's just that little bit more satisfying that way! Pure animal instincts!

Only me and dblock know.......sorry biscuit I can almost guarantee it will be universally hated......especially by sarnie! Daewoo Matiz? Nope. Toyota Yaris? Not gay enough? How about Mini Cooper? Still not gay enough? How about Fiat 500? Still not gay enough? Obviously you must have gone for the uber gay car then??? Jeep Wrangler!

Or any night at all in Chatham FTW Croydon! Oi my missus is from Croydon 2nd thoughts you are quite correct actually

Or any night at all in Chatham FTW Croydon!

Very fashionable??? Not in this decade or last! Check shirt with denim jeans or maybe a shirt with denim elbow patches with some chinos but not that! What were you thinking??? Lol.

Just noticed that ricey's zed status reads double denim dude. Was that changed recently in light of this thread or has he always had that and is there some kind of background story to it? Say like the hilarious stories on his eBay page are actually true and he's using humour to cover his tracks where he really knows that his heart yearns for some big lad to buy his z4 off him and take him out for lovely driver and weekends away.