The Bounty Bar Kid

JK Rowling.. Nailed... JK Rowling.. I would Nail her.

You peeps better have been standing up in your living rooms for the National Anthem!!! Bond and HRH was great!

You did see what I was doing around 9.30 last night did you???? Because I swear that squirrel had consented I did, but I don't care. Watched it 5 times already today!

Ricey... You're more than welcome to come join in. I've got a spare gimp mask for you! Perfect fit as well! I know we've never met, but I know you more than you know yourself. Well I say we've never met, I meant formally. You just don't know when we've met. Probably cos I usually see you through my binoculars and camp outside your house with my night vision video camera and super size box of man-sized kleenex tissues. Sorry dude, it's the double denim. It's just

Oh yeah! D'oh! He's in my basement... Tied up... Naked... With a butternut squash stuck up his... You can guess the rest! Lol. But yeah honestly, where is he? Not been online since 21st July. Mmmmm... Interesting...

That would be fine but would mean I won't get a shot of him with Saffy before she goes Ok, PM me your address and I pop him in the post So what's happening with Zedley? You better have not sold him along with ur Zed!

Who is Zugs?

Lol. I like ur style!

congratulations dude.

After seeing wizard's one last night I decided to order one myself. Gonna take three weeks though

£742 with Sky Insurance, all mods declared.

and if you need us to persuade you then you're not looking at it right! It's gorgeous! Sounds great and has lots of poke!

1. search function is not working properly. read forum announcements. 2. solution is to wrap front bumper with a clear security film. 3. it's due to the design on the front bumper. it's inevitable!

By now you must have heard the new official song for the Olympics. It's by MUSE and it's awful. At first we thought it was a joke but sadly no. They actually mean it. What on Earth were they thinking? We presume they were aiming for Richard Wagner but it sounds more like Wagner from the X-Factor. And don't get us started on the lyrics. Apparently 'It's a race'. But more than that, it's a race that 'I'm gonna win' (though the chance of MUSE singer Matt Bellamy outrunning an Ethiopian seems slight). They must have stayed up all night honing this UBER-DRIVEL. Either that or they popped down the local primary school and asked the slowest kid in the bottom set to scribble down a few words about running really fast. It's bad enough Danny Boyle is transforming the stadium into a colossal farm for the opening ceremony. Now we're going to have this pompous blast of overblown guff forced into our ears at every waking moment over absurd montages of people running, jumping and throwing stuff. Ghastly.

Silver 57 plate 350Z Hi!

Get some black rims, get the wing mirrors painted or wrapped in black and the door handles. will work very nicely imo.

Is anybody else thinking that that's too much money for the car? Picked up my 57 plate with 34k miles back in January for 10900.

Shame

Buy one! They make you feel like you are on

Happy Bday missy!

Well hello there!

That's absolutely hilarious!!!

Will have to clean the car normally tomorrow and then order the Snow Foam Lance. Need the Karcher domestic one too. Thanx peeps!

Hi Guys, Just wondering if anyone could advise me where I could get a snow foam lance tomorrow. Decided I wanna get one, and I wanna get one now and use it straight away! Thanx.

You forgot Ready...... Ah well, here goes...... GO!!!!!