The Bounty Bar Kid

By now you must have heard the new official song for the Olympics. It's by MUSE and it's awful. At first we thought it was a joke but sadly no. They actually mean it. What on Earth were they thinking? We presume they were aiming for Richard Wagner but it sounds more like Wagner from the X-Factor. And don't get us started on the lyrics. Apparently 'It's a race'. But more than that, it's a race that 'I'm gonna win' (though the chance of MUSE singer Matt Bellamy outrunning an Ethiopian seems slight). They must have stayed up all night honing this UBER-DRIVEL. Either that or they popped down the local primary school and asked the slowest kid in the bottom set to scribble down a few words about running really fast. It's bad enough Danny Boyle is transforming the stadium into a colossal farm for the opening ceremony. Now we're going to have this pompous blast of overblown guff forced into our ears at every waking moment over absurd montages of people running, jumping and throwing stuff. Ghastly.

Silver 57 plate 350Z Hi!

Get some black rims, get the wing mirrors painted or wrapped in black and the door handles. will work very nicely imo.

Is anybody else thinking that that's too much money for the car? Picked up my 57 plate with 34k miles back in January for 10900.

Shame

Buy one! They make you feel like you are on

Happy Bday missy!

Well hello there!

That's absolutely hilarious!!!

Will have to clean the car normally tomorrow and then order the Snow Foam Lance. Need the Karcher domestic one too. Thanx peeps!

Hi Guys, Just wondering if anyone could advise me where I could get a snow foam lance tomorrow. Decided I wanna get one, and I wanna get one now and use it straight away! Thanx.

You forgot Ready...... Ah well, here goes...... GO!!!!!

love that purple!

Oi Oi!

congratulations dude! hope u enjoy it!

You sold your car!

and check out this for brembos... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-350Z-3-5-V6-2004-4-X-BREMBO-CALLIPERS-/220984645248?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item3373b61680

Who's gonna admit to doing that?

Silver 53 or 05 (can't remember ) plate 350z Hi!

Silver 05 350z Hi!

Black NL07 350Z Hi!

Well I ran quotes for an unmodified car, just to get an idea of the costs from different insurance companies, and mine ranged from £650 to £4000. Directline quoted £1500, which for a major company I thought was ridiculous! Anyways, then going to £742 with all mods declared and covered doesn't seem so bad now looking at some of the horror quotes out there!

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe 11) I am ians cats best customer 12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees 13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks 14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush 15) I drink sand 16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car. 17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them. 18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack. 19) I ate Ian's cat because it gives short measures 20) I use sandpaper condoms. 21) I do my own electrical work - stripping wires with my teeth - and leave the supply on whilst doing it. 22) When I do push-ups my body stays still and the earth moves up and down 23) I pop into fine haberdasheries and say "Your hats are less than exceptional." 24) I got into a knife fight. The knife lost 25) I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok, I cut down trees and I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra - I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa...............is this the right thread ? 26) I aspire to turbo/supercharge everything I own, this includes the microwave 27) Even as a kid I could anhialate everyone at a game of conkers......USING MY LEFT NUT 28) When the Olympics found out G4S couldnt provide the security required they asked me if i could do it, but i was too busy drinking beer and nailing strippers. 29) Not only do I pee standing up, I'm doing a handstand, not standing on my feet 30) I don't wash the dishes they wet themselves in fear 31) The exotic dancers at my local Gentleman's club know me by name.

10. I once got arrested for trying to mate with a train on the Circle line.