The Bounty Bar Kid

So today marks our 1 year anniversary. This day last year, I picked you up. Just shy of 4 years old. You took my heart away, and I couldn't wait to get my hands on you. I took it gentle with you at first. But then as you grew used to me and I grew used to you, I started riding you harder and harder. I remember the first time I gave you a wash. You were dirty, ever so dirty! But after I spent a few hours on you, you were so clean that I was tempted to lick you all over, but that would be wrong. How could I ruin such a glorious sight. So I took some photos of you and they now form part of my private collection. For my eyes only. Well maybe not. I have shared some of them with some like minded men on the net. Nowaways I just slip inside you, with a huge smile on my face, knowing that being with you makes me ever so happy. Here's to another year together my gorgeous baby. Soon you shall be 5. Only 10 days to go. I wonder what I'll get you for your birthday??? I promise to treat you gentle, but not always! Love TBBK

could always break car and possibly make more? if not at least it would help the planet!

Thanks for that Alexander :-) You're welcome!

I'm not gonna be your plaything!

I'm not a mummy's boy!

Yes David. But as we keep telling you. It is against the law to walk down the street with it out on display and waging in front of you.

IPhone is gay. Simples!

Used to watch dad's army when I was small. Loved it but never remembered the names.

Who?

could you imagine that catching on? Could never do that! PS I'm worse than a little scared.

Drive careful dude! Hope you get home safe.

Would it fit an 08?

Ouch! So his insurance didn't sort it out?

Snowman Zombie Apocalypse

Resemble or resent? Resemble, quote from The Three Stooges I think Too young to get that! Like 98% of the members on here!

Its all about common sense and preparation.

Resemble or resent?

Rubbish show of snow over here. Only a few inches. Nothing to get worried about. Zed performed brilliantly!

and good luck with your search!

We aim to please!

Well I didn't have as hugged as mount of snow. Only a few inches but my winter tyres did well. No issues whatsoever. Hopefully there's more snow so I can see what she's like then! I didn't let my staff go until 6. When they're supposed to finish.

Does that mean I would have to dress as princess peach?

Individual tickets are available to buy now direct from the JapFest website but if you wanna be with the Zed stand you need to buy from these guys. They'll put something up when it's been organised.

I'm sure Dave will give it to you as some point soon.