ATTAK Z

Porka ..........nice

follow the sun ....... start in the southern hemisphere ............. and do in next year, don't wait till 2012

Common sense springs to mind Yep I soon got the hang of it after sh1tting myself

ha ha ....... I nearly tipped an Allis up like that without trying (not knowing about keeping your bucket low when travelling)

Lovely blue skies here this morning but secondary roads are still covered in snow and ice

They even had a speed camera check on the approach ramp to the Melbourne airport departure hall when we left earlier this year ........... ha ha

no sorry cancel that PM SARNIE

I see you've got the boat ready just in case it does thaw

so i've heard. my bro lives out there and has a car so will have a look when i am there to see if i actually need to rent one. if i do i think it will have to be a v8 if your bro has a car you will be able to drive it legally on his insurance

You're wasting your money mate ......... speed limits in Oz are crucifying and are strictly enforced

Random but I always thought he missed a trick by not covering 'My Generation' diverse

Welcome Patrick

Your wish is my command POOOOOOOOOF

they are a bit tricky sometimes but there's an easy reset procedure

Have you moved the seat since it was OK ?

Pete Burns ?

Many Happy Returns Neil and xxx from the wifey

Good luck and take it easy

-19 C in Yorkshire according to the news !

Not a football fan .... but why don't we start a competition involving our own nations and like-minded friends ........ tell everyone else to get lost !

I stopped swimming in the Red Sea in 1983 having seen a couple of sharks feeding close to the beach late afternoon near Aqaba

Alex You obviously know your way around Knockhill ................ do you ever venture further south ?

FYI they take £ Sterling, US $, or local currency ..... best to take £ Sterling and get a good exchange rate over there ............. all prices in US $ at Sharm airport tax free shops ..... and a $10 tip to the people that matter at the start of your holiday ensures a trouble free time thereafter ...... I'm talking about the sunbed man, bar man and restaurant drinks bringer ..... local alcoholic drinks are sh1te though ... expect to get the runs aswell

Could be some mega spaceship type thingy like star wars or Starship Enterprise