ok guys n gals, bear with me i thought i would give this some effort. 
so from your resident spam cannon, read on....... 
  
no wait! we need some music. hmmm err, there we go, press play. 
  
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHnUYE_lKb4 
  
  
ok so thats better. now i have a shocking secret to reveal. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
i actually drive a seat ibiza!!.    
  
  
 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
no only joking... wait. 
  
  
the truth... 
  
  
  
Fellow Zedders, I touch turtles inappropriately!    
  
 
  
NO! Danny, i do not do this!! 
  
anyway, where was i... 
  
oh yes. so the secret is. 
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
Its my post birthday!      this is my 1000 post  
  
 
  
thats far to much of my time spent on this forum  how do you guys put up with me? 
i would like to thank. 
  
Danny for helping me decide how to turn my 1000th post into utter spam. 
stew for holding my hand through the hard times  :lol: 
rich for xbox games at 3 in the morning   
nixy for.... nope cant think of anything there...  
and everybody else for tolerating me  I love you guys (bafta style tears  )     
oh and the zed  
  
  
now f**k off and get back to work