The inset panel in the article says it had the low-dust pads they use in the US, not the dirty ones we usually get here - it's all the fault of the JD Power survey where the septics rate dirty wheels from brake dust as a negative point
seeing as it was a limited edition, did they have serial numbers? That would stop her returning a different one.
perhaps you could claim against the shipping company (post office?) if it was insured.
+1 on wanting fit birds
BUT...there is a Zed in it, just after the Afro-american kid of dubious parentage is struggling with his maths problem
edit for tarmac cos he didn't hear the soundtrack - that was at 5.37