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Grumpies of the world unite Subject: Dear Mr. Cameron This is simplicity itself. Which is obviously why politicions cant figure it out!!!!!! Please read to the end. Dear Mr. Cameron, Please find below our suggestion for fixing England's economy. Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 10 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them £1 million each severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Ten million job openings - unemployment fixed 2) They MUST buy a new British car. Ten million cars ordered - Car Industry fixed 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed 4) They MUST send their kids toschool/college/university - Crime rate fixed 5) They MUST buy £100 WORTH of alcohol/tobacco a week ..... and there's your money back in duty/tax etc 6) Instead of stuffing around with the carbon emissions trading scheme that makes us pay for the major polluters, tell the greedy bastards to reduce their pollution emissions by 75% within 5 years or we shut them down. It can't get any easier than that! P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances

Watch to the END!!!! Sorry if seen before This replaces speed cameras The link http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligen ... _sign.html

Sorry if this has been shown before. This is good !!! Give it a try. I did and it was spot on. Big Brother is watching! Check on the link below....... I was Shocked to Find my location on Earth so very EASILY!! It's really unbelievable. I was surprised to learn that such technology exists. Don't need a tom-tom or tom cat or whatever --- It uses your IPS address and finds the exact location of any internet user in seconds. It uses a sophisticated time based algorithm to do so. Try it and find your own location on the earth. Your location will pop up in a new window in about 10 seconds or so. Click on the link below...... http://www.darnay.com/iec/features/locator/index.html

This is probably what it does to our brain cells - like putting your head in a microwave . And we're supposed to believe that cell phones are safe? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5odhh ... cro-o_news

Mobil1 is now using a cheaper base oil and has taken out alot if detergents. It isn't BMW or Porsche approved anymore. Didn't know that Might have to change the oil I am using but what to use

My CD player had a fault with it so listened to the V6 engine all the way from Lithunania where there was 2 feet of snow in January and drove back to the UK

Use Mobil 1 in both my cars and my previous cars

Hi bronzee, Hope all is OK with you I have 2 crew members on the 60 metre here who are from Christchurch and have family and friends there and are very concerned. Getting in contact with them is still proving very difficult.

Feeling Unappreciated Lately ? The next time you feel that nobody loves you, no one cares, or that no one ever notices you, think of this guy: Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . .. In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Still Having a Bad Day? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00 At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a Bad Day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. Are Ya OK Now? - No? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What? STILL having a Bad Day? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is good! There now, Feeling Better ? I am.

I have wallets by a company called "Moon" in a tan colour with lots of compartments but I have only managed to get these in Spain, so last time I bought 3 of them. You can find them on the internet but have not managed to find the exact one I like, worth a look

When I floor it and the revs get over about 3K and makes a load of noise. That's the big engine making the car go fast SORRY could not resist that, as they mentioned above

Anyone know why Tiff was on Top Gear? Has he left Fifth Gear? Is he the new Stig?

Just been sent this, no offense meant to anyone. LETS OFFEND EVERYONE I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I have not eaten for two days' I told him 'I wish I had your will power' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were not the correct answers. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A fat girl served me food in McDonald's at lunch time. She said 'Sorry about the wait.' I said 'don't worry fatty, you'll lose it eventually ' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I walked past an aboriginal kid apparantly begging at a Bus Stop as I came out of the Bank. He looked at me and said 'Any Change' I said 'Nope! You're still Black' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Snow in the forecast! The TV weather gal said she was expecting 6 Inches tonight. I thought to myself, fat chance with a face like that! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks What is wrong?? The boy says Me ma is dead Oh bejaysus the man says Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?? The boy replies No thanks mister, Sex is the last thing on my mind at the moment. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a new pick up line that works every time. It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them. Here's how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?' --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Japanese scientists have now created a camera with such an immense shutter speed that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth closed. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself I'm gonna take that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Man in a hot air balloon is lost over Ireland . He looks down and sees a farmer in the fields and shouts to him Where am I?? The Irish farmer looks back up and shouts back Ya canna kid me ya flash bastard. You're in that friggin basket. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ I had a Trivia competition shot to pieces until the last question which I got wrong. The question was "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently, the answer I should have given was Fiji .

Not sure if it was my imagination but the new Stig seemed to be moving his hands a lot quicker than Ben seemed to, know it was a light powerful car might I just got that impression. ALSO They seemed to forget they had a vehicle that went round the track in 1 min 10 seconds a couple of years ago but it was then taking off the board due to not being able to go over sleeping policeman, thought Atom might have been closer to that time

Auto easier to drive and you have manual selection if you want to play stick shift

That looks painfull

A friend of mine back in the 90's had B11AVE (BEHAVE) on his highly modified Supra. Another guy in the Poole/Bournemouth area had 31 BAD and was always being nicked because he would change it to 13 BAD (B BAD) but I think a number of years latter he then managed to get 13 BAD. When I bought my Honda CRV for skiing last year it came with _999 SEE which is close when you consider what I do for a job and was free, hides the age and free with the car. Also a resident here in Monaco with a UK registered Rolla which has been here for at least 10 years the number on the car is BOB which I think might not exist

Don't know if you Guy's have seen this before RUSSIAN NAVY CAPTURES SOMALIAN PIRATES This videotape shows Russian Navy commandos on a Somalian pirate ship shortly after the pirates had captured a Russian oil tanker. The Euro Union navy that patrols these waters would not interfere because they feared there could be casualties. All speaking is in Russian with a single exception of when a wounded pirate says something in English. If you don't understand Russian, the pictures speak for themselves. The soldiers freed their compatriots and the tanker. The Russian Navy Commandos moved the pirates back to their own (pirate) ship, searched the pirate ship for weapons and explosives, and then they left the ship and exploded it with all remaining pirates hand-cuffed to it. The commandos sank the pirate ship along with the pirates and without any court proceedings, lawyers etc. That is, they used the anti-piracy laws of the 18th and 19th centuries where the captain of the rescuing ship had the right to decide what to do with the pirates. http://true-turtle.livejournal.com/85315.html I would think from now on, Russian ships will not be targets for Somalia pirates.

Hi Guy's Sorry been a bit busy this year, had a quick look through the postings but didn't spot them. Are the wheel centres available yet????

Best fuel economy in your Z in the city Park it and ride the bus or Shuck's suggestion

2003 and only 41,000 miles

All these driving mistakes by Lewis, Vettel, Mark etc is making for a good finale to the championship, all so very close now Who will it be Who will crack

I wanted a car for the winter to use for going into the mountains for skiing last December. After having a good look around i bought a Honda CRV it's fantastic and does everything I want it to, looked at Discos but I was warned off them so bought from the rising sun, still use it now when it rains here (which this year has been more than it should)