Why, do you think your posts have contributed to the thread getting out of hand?
I'm not trying to kill a laugh and a joke, but this thread started off pretty well and for the OP's sake I'd rather see it carry on in the way I assume it was intended.
We both intially contributed some valid ideas....and now through teasing we are showing the negative points of picking a particular monetary holder.
I.e. Don't get one like me or all your mates will call you a big jessie!
I'll stop now - message received loud and clear.