coming from the country whos national dish ingredients list is what is found in most other countries dog food
What about haggis....it taste magic! Away and eat your crumpets and tea....
stop flouncing your tartan skirt and sit down, before you embarras yourself ya big haggis eating cross dresser
We wear kilts (or as the simpletons say 'skirts) because we have 2 foot walipers and like them to get a bit of air. We know you guys wear them too but only on Sundays and not in public as you have needled1cks.
To the table, I bring Irn Bru, haggis, whiskey, tablet, shortbread, bagpipes, big ass claymore swords, the inventors of the tyre (yes, the type you use on the car), TV, steam engine, bicycle, telephone, penicillan and radar to name but a few.
What that? You guys have toad in the hole and morris dancing? Way cool!