StevoD Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 Don't let stevo d see this- hel be putting on war paint and getting the next flight to canada It's ok they have put speed bumps on all the airport exits, he won't get far what about in my mazda Quote
spursmaddave Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 Don't let stevo d see this- hel be putting on war paint and getting the next flight to canada It's ok they have put speed bumps on all the airport exits, he won't get far what about in my mazda Thats cheating! Quote
spursmaddave Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 i don't mind the whole hellaflush movement. I think a little stance looks ok but some of them just go too far, dragging their bellies along the motorway on the inside of their rims. Duh! No problem either if they are at car shows taken on a trailer, just get them off the roads. They look stupid to me, but that's subjective it's the fact they probably handle like a milk float on crack so must be dangerous too... 3 Quote
brillomaster Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 The UK already has a policy to remove hellaflush vehicles from the roads - it's this: 9 Quote
AliveBoy Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 What I don't get is, apart from badly, how DO they drive?! If the lip of the wheel is a micron from the edge of the arch, you can't turn the wheels at all surely? Quote
BulletMagnet Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 (edited) Tbh, I think when you are stanced, you don't really go anywhere quickly, it's more for slow drive-bys (without the guns) Edited August 14, 2014 by BulletMagnet Quote
Grundy Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 What I don't get is, apart from badly, how DO they drive?! If the lip of the wheel is a micron from the edge of the arch, you can't turn the wheels at all surely? Because they are on air ride How many more times do I have to say this. Everyone under the perception these people drive with there arches scraping the rims Quote
AliveBoy Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 What I don't get is, apart from badly, how DO they drive?! If the lip of the wheel is a micron from the edge of the arch, you can't turn the wheels at all surely? Because they are on air ride How many more times do I have to say this. Everyone under the perception these people drive with there arches scraping the rims Yeah, but there's so many people going round saying "Yo daaawg, I'm so statics yo. Vetak helpz me to be dems lows. Air ride is for people with a less than average IQ who suck the proverbial phallus" 1 Quote
Grundy Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 What I don't get is, apart from badly, how DO they drive?! If the lip of the wheel is a micron from the edge of the arch, you can't turn the wheels at all surely? Because they are on air ride How many more times do I have to say this. Everyone under the perception these people drive with there arches scraping the rims Yeah, but there's so many people going round saying "Yo daaawg, I'm so statics yo. Vetak helpz me to be dems lows. Air ride is for people with a less than average IQ who suck the proverbial phallus" Quote
BulletMagnet Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 Yeah, there is a divide of hardcore static stance and whimpy airride stance.....I wouldn't mind being the whimpy sort, at least I can get over speed bumps without ripping my CF lip and CF sideskirts off 1 Quote
AliveBoy Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 Air ride is definitely the intelligent option. I've always wanted to stance a van or something on air ride so much that you can lift all 4 wheels. Then when people go "my frame is a centimetre from the floor", I can go "my wheels are a centimetre from the floor!" It would either be so cool, or so lame... Quote
BulletMagnet Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 (edited) I can go "my wheels are a centimetre from the floor!" Depends on profile size tho..... But with todays airride, you can do the holy grail of what statics cannot do Lay Frame Edited August 14, 2014 by BulletMagnet 1 Quote
tatooandy67 Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 I want/need air ride in my life sooooo much Quote
brillomaster Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 Have they actually said what qualifies as hellaflush, and what they're actually banning? Because there is lowering a car but still retaining standard or better than standard driveability (for example a track car) and then there's running a car so low and with so much camber the ride is severely compromised. I assume airride and slamming a car whilst static at a meet wont be outlawed.. it'll just be if you attempt to drive with the sill an inch off the floor, and it'll be at the police officers discretion as to whether he deems your car too low/camber too extreme. This means they'll also have to specify exactly what classes as 'hellaflush' which might be tricky... even people who are 'hellaflush' cant agree on what 'hellaflush' means Quote
Flex Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 Carbon bonnets will be next and canards - 'cos they protrude and could cut peoples legs off canard, you can say that again. Why would you put ducks on your car anyway? 1 Quote
cyberfella Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 "Uh yer, I'd loike to inshur my car please, it's rad." "Red?" "No, It's rad. It's hellaflush. Smart as fark." "Sorry, that's not showing up on our system. What manufacturer is it again?" "Mazderr" "OK, and model?" "MX5 ya carnt. And it's Hellerflush innit. Smart as fark. Better 'n yours." "Has the car had any modifications at all?" "Too roight. Alloys, lowered. hellerflush like I said" "Do the modifications enhance the performance at all?" "Fark that, it just looks good innit. Hellerflush." "Ok sir, your premium will be £xxx" "Muuuhhhm!" "Hellaflush. Nothing says I'm a wa---r, better". 1 Quote
Grundy Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 "Uh yer, I'd loike to inshur my car please, it's rad." "Red?" "No, It's rad. It's hellaflush. Smart as fark." "Sorry, that's not showing up on our system. What manufacturer is it again?" "Mazderr" "OK, and model?" "MX5 ya carnt. And it's Hellerflush innit. Smart as fark. Better 'n yours." "Has the car had any modifications at all?" "Too roight. Alloys, lowered. hellerflush like I said" "Do the modifications enhance the performance at all?" "Fark that, it just looks good innit. Hellerflush." "Ok sir, your premium will be £xxx" "Muuuhhhm!" "Hellaflush. Nothing says I'm a wa---r, better". Never knew Bob spoke like that before Quote
Harryjax Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 "Uh yer, I'd loike to inshur my car please, it's rad." "Red?" "No, It's rad. It's hellaflush. Smart as fark." "Sorry, that's not showing up on our system. What manufacturer is it again?" "Mazderr" "OK, and model?" "MX5 ya carnt. And it's Hellerflush innit. Smart as fark. Better 'n yours." "Has the car had any modifications at all?" "Too roight. Alloys, lowered. hellerflush like I said" "Do the modifications enhance the performance at all?" "Fark that, it just looks good innit. Hellerflush." "Ok sir, your premium will be £xxx" "Muuuhhhm!" "Hellaflush. Nothing says I'm a wa---r, better". Never knew Bob spoke like that before Is Bob from Bristol? Quote
StevoD Posted August 14, 2014 Posted August 14, 2014 "Uh yer, I'd loike to inshur my car please, it's rad." "Red?" "No, It's rad. It's hellaflush. Smart as fark." "Sorry, that's not showing up on our system. What manufacturer is it again?" "Mazderr" "OK, and model?" "MX5 ya carnt. And it's Hellerflush innit. Smart as fark. Better 'n yours." "Has the car had any modifications at all?" "Too roight. Alloys, lowered. hellerflush like I said" "Do the modifications enhance the performance at all?" "Fark that, it just looks good innit. Hellerflush." "Ok sir, your premium will be £xxx" "Muuuhhhm!" "Hellaflush. Nothing says I'm a wa---r, better". dunno whats worse that or being a stuck up tweed wearing c*** at a trackday thinking your better than everyone else Quote
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