CrumbMC Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Paddy and Murphy go for a day of fishing, but when they get to the bridge they realize they have forgotten their equipment. Murphy comes up with an idea. “Paddy you hold me by the ankles over the bridge and when I see a fish I’ll grab it." So Paddy hangs him over the side. All of a sudden Murphy shouts, “Paddy, pull me up quick†Paddy asks “why Murphy, have you caught a fish?†“No Paddy,†Murphy replies, “there’s a train coming†1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mutley88 Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZMANALEX Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergwerk06 Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Did a bridge jump off Thelwall Viaduct years back- seriously no wind up- and one of the guys screamed like a baby because there was a 'kin big thing with Rotterdam written on the back coming down the Manchester Ship Canal straight at him. Would love to have heard the conversation on the Bridge when they saw a bloke on a rope dangling in front of them :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SteveM Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 while out on their fishing trip and sitting in the boat Paddy ponders for a while then asks Murphy "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?" To which Murphy replies: "You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the f@*&*n' boat" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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