Paddy and Murphy go fishing

[CrumbMC]

Paddy and Murphy go for a day of fishing, but when they get to the bridge they realize they have forgotten their equipment.

Murphy comes up with an idea. “Paddy you hold me by the ankles over the bridge and when I see a fish I’ll grab it."

So Paddy hangs him over the side. All of a sudden Murphy shouts, “Paddy, pull me up quickâ€

Paddy asks “why Murphy, have you caught a fish?â€

“No Paddy,†Murphy replies, “there’s a train comingâ€

[Wasso]

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

[Mutley88]

Brilliant.

[ZMANALEX]

:lol:

[Bergwerk06]

Did a bridge jump off Thelwall Viaduct years back- seriously no wind up- and one of the guys screamed like a baby because there was a 'kin big thing with Rotterdam written on the back coming down the Manchester Ship Canal straight at him. Would love to have heard the conversation on the Bridge when they saw a bloke on a rope dangling in front of them :D

[DoogyRev]

[WhackyWill]

[SteveM]

while out on their fishing trip and sitting in the boat Paddy ponders for a while then asks Murphy

 

"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

 

To which Murphy replies:

 

"You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the f@*&*n' boat"