spursmaddave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) What have a washing machine and a woman got in common? The both leak when they are..... Edited October 28, 2012 by spursmaddave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vik54 Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 wrong thread Dave - should be in the success of marriage thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 wrong thread Dave - should be in the success of marriage thread! Who mentioned marriage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOYBOY Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 An ancient tampon has been found at a dig. Archaeologists are struggling to work out which period it's from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flex Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Given that you lot have filled my in box up with cr@p jokes, I've unsubscribed from this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Given that you lot have filled my in box up with cr@p jokes, I've unsubscribed from this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Given that you lot have filled my in box up with cr@p jokes, I've unsubscribed from this topic. Sorry for filling your obviously insufficiently sized hole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Given that you lot have filled my in box up with cr@p jokes, I've unsubscribed from this topic. Sorry for filling your obviously insufficiently sized hole.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I went to the corner shop today, I bought four corners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I went to the corner shop today, I bought four corners You sure it wasn't 4 candles..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyser Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Called my boss today said "I won't be in I'm sick" He said "you don't sound sick" I said "I'm sleeping with my sister! How sick do you want?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 2 men walk into a pub and one asks for a quicky... He gets a slap from the barmaid and looks at his mate with a WTF.... His mate says I think it is pronounced quiche.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 How did the mathematician get over his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other "can you smell fish" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 Two Nuns in a bath, one says "where's the soap?" The other one says "I know I use my hairbrush..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 How did the mathematician get over his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil... I beg to differ, surely he worked it out on paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoogyRev Posted October 28, 2012 Share Posted October 28, 2012 (edited) How did the mathematician get over his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil... I beg to differ, surely he worked it out on paper Surely you would have used a abacus Graham , I would have used a Calculator personally Edited October 28, 2012 by DoogyRev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity..... It is very hard to put down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I used to have a fear of hurdles but I'm over it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Atheism is a non-prophet organisation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 I used to only write with a broken pencil, but I see that it was pointless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Did you hear about the piano that fell down a lift shaft.... It resulted in A-flat minor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Share Posted October 29, 2012 Did you hear about the butcher who fell on his bacon slicer.... He got a little behind on his work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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