spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 (edited) Where do Robots shop? OptimusPrimark Edited October 27, 2012 by spursmaddave Quote
Keyser Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 (edited) Where do Robots shop? OptimusPrimark Listen you I was born a pessimist My blood type is 'B' Negative Edited October 27, 2012 by Keyser Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I used to be undecisive, but now I'm not so sure Quote
Flex Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Where do Robots shop? OptimusPrimark How can you flag this, when you posted this!!.... I went to the doctors because I keep wanting to make love in fields.... The doctor said I am fine, i'm just a hedgerowsexual... Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 i've got a dog with no legs; i called him cigarette as every morning i have to take him for a drag Quote
Keyser Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Where do Robots shop? OptimusPrimark How can you flag this, when you posted this!!.... I didn't I flagged SMD's reply to it Quote
Keyser Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 More important - Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery. Quote
Clown Posted October 27, 2012 Author Posted October 27, 2012 Some claim filling animals with helium is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat. Quote
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying “I don’t want to bore you with the details.†Quote
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Where do Robots shop? OptimusPrimark How can you flag this, when you posted this!!.... I went to the doctors because I keep wanting to make love in fields.... The doctor said I am fine, i'm just a hedgerowsexual... That's just Dave's way of saying he likes dogging Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Where do Robots shop? OptimusPrimark How can you flag this, when you posted this!!.... I went to the doctors because I keep wanting to make love in fields.... The doctor said I am fine, i'm just a hedgerowsexual... That's just Dave's way of saying he likes dogging Quote
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains, pull yourself together man Quote
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Can someone show Graham the door... Oh, I get worse................ Quote
Flex Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 (edited) I called my boss this morning and said, "I'm not coming into work today." "Why not?" he asked. I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform." "That's no excuse," he shouted. I said, "I know, but try telling her that." Edited October 27, 2012 by flexib Quote
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I went to the doctors and said "I think I've broken my arm", "how did you do it" he asked, "ironing the curtains" I replied, "ironing the curtains!!!?" He exclaimed. "Yes, I fell off the ladder." Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Man - "Pack your bags I just won the lottery" Wife - "Wow fantastic, where are we going?" Man - "I'm not going anywhere, have you packed your bags yet?" Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what? Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, idiot! BREATHE! Quote
glrnet Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 I phoned the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck. It seems I phoned dial a lama. Quote
rtbiscuit Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted October 27, 2012 Posted October 27, 2012 Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? because it's a little meteor! Quote
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