A Little Poem

[bronzee]

Now, if you alter this to husband/bf/etc, you got it right!!!!

 

I have a little Sat-Nav

It sits there in my car

A Sat-Nav is a driver's friend

It tells you where you are

 

 

I have a little Sat-Nav

I've had it all my life

It’s better than the normal ones

My Sat-Nav is my wife

 

 

It gives me full instructions

Especially how to drive

"It's thirty miles an hour", it says

"You're doing thirty five"

 

 

It tells me when to stop and start

And when to use the brake

And tells me that it's never ever

Safe to overtake

 

 

It tells me when a light is red

And when it goes to green

It seems to know instinctively

Just when to intervene

 

 

It lists the vehicles just in front

And all those to the rear

And taking this into account

It specifies my gear.

 

 

I'm sure no other driver

Has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car

It still gives its advice

 

 

It fills me up with counseling

Each journey's pretty fraught

So why don't I exchange it

And get a quieter sort?

 

 

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,

Makes sure I'm properly fed,

It washes all my shirts and things

And - keeps me warm in bed!

 

 

Despite all these advantages

And my tendency to scoff,

I do wish that once in a while

I could turn the damned thing off.

[spursmaddave]

Mine even slaps me when I go over hump backed bridges in Wales too fast

[The Chubby Ninja]

thats pretty good

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

Not allowed one. According to the police I'm a threat.

[spursmaddave]

Not allowed one. According to the police I'm a threat.

 

A satnav or a woman?

[DoogyRev]

[Cragus]

I have a little sat nav,

It's doing in my head,

So I drove off a bridge,

And now my sat nave's dead!

 

 

-OR-

 

I have a little sat nab,

She moans and whines all day,

So I fitted an ejector seat,

And sent her on her way

 

 

I could go on....

[spursmaddave]

I have a little sat nav,

It's doing in my head,

So I drove off a bridge,

And now my sat nave's dead!

 

 

-OR-

 

I have a little sat nab,

She moans and whines all day,

So I fitted an ejector seat,

And sent her on her way

 

 

I could go on....

 

There was a young man called Cragus,

He has often offered to tea-bag us

He once had a Zed

But knocked that on the head

He will probly end up with a Brabus...

[DoogyRev]

[The Bounty Bar Kid]

Not allowed one. According to the police I'm a threat.

 

A satnav or a woman?

 

A woman.

[Cragus]

I have a little sat nav,

It's doing in my head,

So I drove off a bridge,

And now my sat nave's dead!

 

 

-OR-

 

I have a little sat nab,

She moans and whines all day,

So I fitted an ejector seat,

And sent her on her way

 

 

I could go on....

 

There was a young man called Cragus,

He has often offered to tea-bag us

He once had a Zed

But knocked that on the head

He will probly end up with a Brabus...

 

SpursMadDave, removed the seat

To make his pushbike lighter,

Now every time he sits down,

He takes it up the shite-er!

 

[Keyser]

just at the lot of you!

 

 

[spursmaddave]

I have a little sat nav,

It's doing in my head,

So I drove off a bridge,

And now my sat nave's dead!

 

 

-OR-

 

I have a little sat nab,

She moans and whines all day,

So I fitted an ejector seat,

And sent her on her way

 

 

I could go on....

 

There was a young man called Cragus,

He has often offered to tea-bag us

He once had a Zed

But knocked that on the head

He will probly end up with a Brabus...

 

SpursMadDave, removed the seat

To make his pushbike lighter,

Now every time he sits down,

He takes it up the shite-er!

 

 

I told you before I don't want to buy your bike, or your chair