M13KYF Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Your always quick to spot everyone elses birthday and we missed yours. Just spotted it. I see you due a telegram from the queen Many Happy Returns Quote
M13KYF Posted August 28, 2009 Author Posted August 28, 2009 its not my birthday.................... Quote
Husky Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 this slap queue is going to be huuuuge. i hope theres going to be refreshments served half way Quote
nixy Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 feel free to send me a gift, i can always have two! Quote
martinmac Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 At least you are pretty much guaranteed a message from the queen Quote
nixy Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 You bloody rat bag mike! I just realised what you did! You are so slapped when I see you and that is a promise!!!! Quote
Husky Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 genius gotta love the power of the almighty admin lmao Quote
nixy Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 and despite being ONE HUNDRED i will always look a good ten years younger than Mike so that is fine! Quote
M13KYF Posted August 28, 2009 Author Posted August 28, 2009 You bloody rat bag mike! I just realised what you did! You are so slapped when I see you and that is a promise!!!! thought the penny didn't drop straight away you did leave it blank, spose to not give your age away. Couldn't resist Quote
M13KYF Posted August 28, 2009 Author Posted August 28, 2009 and despite being ONE HUNDRED i will always look a good ten years younger than Mike so that is fine! in ya dreams Quote
Husky Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 this was the first slap queue nix formed in 1924, it has grown ever since. over 6530 individual slaps have now been administered across 2453 different people. the actual figures are hard to maintain due to their rapid increase but she maintains these numbers are correct. some say that hand doubles are now used to protect the now very wrinkly slapping hand against its struggle with old age loss of moisture and that each slaps energy output is equivelant to an atomic weapon. all we know is shes called the nixy! Quote
Stew Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 *large intake of breath annnnnnnnnddddddddd* Quote
Husky Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 to continue our tour. here on your left we have the only known picture of the hand in question. noone knows its origin but it is rumoured it was taken at a scottish slapping rally in the late 1930's. nixy has denied all resemblence to this photograph and will not comment. Quote
Vik54 Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISSUS Have a good one whatever you're doing! PS Mike that really is a complete abuse of admin power! Quote
Danny 350Z Posted August 28, 2009 Posted August 28, 2009 Happy birthday, Nixy Patch. You're certainly a looker for a centurian! Quote
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