Ian Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "how are you getting on?" Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else" Abertillery girl sent an email to an agony Aunt "I am 12 years old and haven't had sex yet, do you think my brother is queer ?" My missus has just gone into hospital with 2 black eyes and a broken jaw! It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio Sex therapist claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bo***ks!! They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh!t and can't drive! Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled" "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick b**tard" A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe the symptoms to me" "Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy b**tard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!!" Quote
marzman Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled" "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick b**tard" looooooooool! Quote
nurrish Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 These are some very very sick and cruel jokes.........WHICH I FRICKEN LOVE!!!!! Funny funny stuff!! Quote
scottsoulby Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Statistically 9 out of the 10 people enjoy gang rape Quote
scottsoulby Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Ironically the disabled toilets are the only ones big enough to run around in Quote
choptop Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Quote: 'They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh!t and can't drive!' Priceless! Quote
Husky Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 WARNING! (quite rude) this link leads to a nasty place that you wil regret you ever went but its bloody hilarious!! Quote
Dene8 Posted July 17, 2009 Posted July 17, 2009 They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh!t and can't drive! I liked this one too.........! Quote
choptop Posted July 17, 2009 Posted July 17, 2009 WARNING! (quite rude)this link leads to a nasty place that you wil regret you ever went but its bloody hilarious!! WTF! No, it's very good really. Back to basics Quote
Danny 350Z Posted July 17, 2009 Posted July 17, 2009 WARNING! (quite rude)this link leads to a nasty place that you wil regret you ever went but its bloody hilarious!! WTF!!!!! That is f*****d up! Quote
Darren-B Posted July 17, 2009 Posted July 17, 2009 WARNING! (quite rude)this link leads to a nasty place that you wil regret you ever went but its bloody hilarious!! WTF!!!!! That is f*****d up! Cake anyone? Quote
Husky Posted July 17, 2009 Posted July 17, 2009 im still giggling at it days later mmm cake, i do fancy a slice *spew* Quote
Cara Posted August 1, 2009 Posted August 1, 2009 Quote: 'They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh!t and can't drive!' Priceless! Quote
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