Ian Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "how are you getting on?" Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy "she burns everything else" Abertillery girl sent an email to an agony Aunt "I am 12 years old and haven't had sex yet, do you think my brother is queer ?" My missus has just gone into hospital with 2 black eyes and a broken jaw! It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio Sex therapist claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bo***ks!! They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh!t and can't drive! Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled" "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick b**tard" A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!" A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe the symptoms to me" "Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy b**tard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maccaman Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marzman Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled" "No" she replies "its just regular porn you sick b**tard" looooooooool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurrish Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 These are some very very sick and cruel jokes.........WHICH I FRICKEN LOVE!!!!! Funny funny stuff!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsoulby Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Statistically 9 out of the 10 people enjoy gang rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsoulby Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Ironically the disabled toilets are the only ones big enough to run around in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Quote: 'They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh!t and can't drive!' Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 WARNING! (quite rude) this link leads to a nasty place that you wil regret you ever went but its bloody hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 some good ones there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted July 16, 2009 Share Posted July 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dene8 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh!t and can't drive! I liked this one too.........! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 WARNING! (quite rude)this link leads to a nasty place that you wil regret you ever went but its bloody hilarious!! WTF! No, it's very good really. Back to basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 350Z Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 WARNING! (quite rude)this link leads to a nasty place that you wil regret you ever went but its bloody hilarious!! WTF!!!!! That is f*****d up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren-B Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 WARNING! (quite rude)this link leads to a nasty place that you wil regret you ever went but its bloody hilarious!! WTF!!!!! That is f*****d up! Cake anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Husky Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 im still giggling at it days later mmm cake, i do fancy a slice *spew* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunset350z Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Yeah those one liners are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Quote: 'They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh!t and can't drive!' Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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