Cara Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 (From the man's point of view for a change, got this emailed to me and thought I'd be generous enough to post it ) At last a man has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. > ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) > We always hear " the Rules " > From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. > > 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. > You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. > We need it up, you need it down. > You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. > > 3. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon > or the changing of the tides. > Let it be. > > 4. Crying is blackmail. > > 5. Ask for what you want. > Let us be clear on this one: > Subtle hints do not work! > Strong hints do not work! > Obvious hints do not work! > Just say it! > > 6. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. > > 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.. That's what we do. > Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. > > > 8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. > In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. > > > 9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. > Don't ask us. > > 10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way > > 11. You can either ask us to do something > Or tell us how you want it done. > Not both. > And if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. > > 12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials…. > > 13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. > > 14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. > Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. > > 15. If it itches, it will be scratched. > We do that. > > 16. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. > We know you are lying, but i t is just not worth the hassle. > > 17. If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer that you don't want to hear. > > 18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . > > 19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, boxing > or golf. > > 20. You have enough clothes.. > > 21. You have too many shoes. > > 22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! > > 23. Thank you for reading this. > Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; > > > But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. > > Pass this to as many men as you can - > to give them a laugh. > > Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh. Quote
M350ZB Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 :lol:, love it, might have to send this to the girlfriends work email Quote
rtbiscuit Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 amen brother! i'm getting it printed on A3 laminated and then i'm sticking it to the fridge door Quote
choptop Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 (From the man's point of view for a change, got this emailed to me and thought I'd be generous enough to post it ) But do you agree with it? Quote
Cara Posted June 20, 2009 Author Posted June 20, 2009 (From the man's point of view for a change, got this emailed to me and thought I'd be generous enough to post it ) But do you agree with it? Sadly, I probably do Quote
choptop Posted June 21, 2009 Posted June 21, 2009 (From the man's point of view for a change, got this emailed to me and thought I'd be generous enough to post it ) But do you agree with it? Sadly, I probably do Your future hubbie is a lucky chap Quote
Cara Posted July 2, 2009 Author Posted July 2, 2009 Your future hubbie is a lucky chap Now that he IS my hubby, please point this out to him for future reference Quote
nixy Posted July 2, 2009 Posted July 2, 2009 CARA! I thought it was last weekend, me and markie were talking about you ALL day and wondering how it went! Quote
Cara Posted July 2, 2009 Author Posted July 2, 2009 CARA! I thought it was last weekend, me and markie were talking about you ALL day and wondering how it went! Aww!!! it was amazing, couldn't have asked for better and the sun was out all day I'm pleased to say I'll get some photos on FB soon (unofficial ones, waiting on official photographer). Quote
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