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Cara

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Another FWD'd email I received today......

 

"Why females should avoid a girls night out........after they are married.

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour.

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)

 

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'....... he didn't seem cross in the least.

Phew, I got away with that one!

Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

I asked him why.

 

He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh @*!#.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

 

:lol:

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