Cara Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 Another FWD'd email I received today...... "Why females should avoid a girls night out........after they are married. If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humour. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 Cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'....... he didn't seem cross in the least. Phew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' I asked him why. He said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh @*!#.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ARphotographs Posted April 3, 2009 Share Posted April 3, 2009 that made me choke on my food, fantastic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bronzee Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 All class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Oh by the way Cara - Doug told me this was a true story and said you were really drunk that night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cara Posted April 6, 2009 Author Share Posted April 6, 2009 Oh by the way Cara - Doug told me this was a true story and said you were really drunk that night! Damnit, is nothing sacred! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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