NWZ Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 This is so funny..... On Friday I was pulling out of Halfords in Wrexham and was driving around a one way system. A 05 MY Black Ford Focus suddenly pulled into a parking space in front of me and then I had to brake suddenly, he then tried to manouvre in the space and was making a right pigs ears of it, anyway I got fed up and drove around him, didn't floor it put just enough for the k&n to make some tunes Next thing I know this Black Ford Focus put it's sirens on, it was an unmarked police car !!! He pulled me over, the conversation went like this:- PC - "So what's your problem, revving your engine like that " he said with a grin on his face Me - "I just thought you were a crap driver making an arse of parking, and you didn't indicate" PC - "I did indicate" Me - "You didn't!!!" PC - "Look if you going to be funny about this I'll take you back and give you a fine, you don't want your car taken off you do you?" Me - "Look, I take your point, but you didn't indicate" PC - "Look, I haven't got time for this we have a prisoner in the boot of another car and I need to deal with that....." PC - "Look, this is a really nice car, don't be revving your engine around town, go and find some back lanes and GIVE IT SOME BEANS" ME - ....gobsmacked, smiled and said "OK" and off he goes....so I took the car around the horshoe pass to test out my power steering fix, and gave it some beans Quote
martinmac Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 Nice one. I had a game of who is the fastest up to 70 recently on a dual carriageway. The traffic Volvo lost both times, When he overtook me doing 80 the BiB in the passenger seat was laughing his head off and gave me a big thumbs up Quote
Toon Chris Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 Me - "I just thought you were a crap driver making an arse of parking, and you didn't indicate" PC - "I did indicate" Me - "You didn't!!!" Good for you! PC - "Look if you going to be funny about this I'll take you back and give you a fine, you don't want your car taken off you do you?" Knob PC - "Look, I haven't got time for this we have a prisoner in the boot of another car Quote
Beavis Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 Ace. Some police ARE decent. To be honest he sounded like a knob to me, i think he backed off when he realised he was in the wrong. Quote
Stew Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 Ace. Some police ARE decent. To be honest he sounded like a knob to me, i think he backed off when he realised he was in the wrong. True. The last sentence was good though! Quote
M13KYF Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 bit of a plonker but a least he wasn't a total kn@b Quote
IanS Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 What kind of a copper has a prisoner in the boot! Proper Sweeny style! Quote
Arkwright Posted March 1, 2009 Posted March 1, 2009 seems like a sensible place to keep the bugger Quote
Lexx Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 How the come the coppers that pull me are never that nice!! The one who pulled me for "having a loud car" was a ^$*&%** Ar** Quote
Arkwright Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 If it'd been Gene Hunt he'd have been joining the other bloke in the boot! Quote
martinmac Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 If it'd been Gene Hunt he'd have been joining the other bloke in the boot! There are some nice coppers around then Derek. Quote
Zedrush Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 If it'd been Gene Hunt he'd have been joining the other bloke in the boot! There are some nice coppers around then Derek. I only know one good copper and thats Ming Most of the others are prats Quote
martinmac Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 If it'd been Gene Hunt he'd have been joining the other bloke in the boot! There are some nice coppers around then Derek. I only know one good copper and thats Ming Most of the others are prats Derek is a nice guy Quote
herbie Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 I must be very lucky....I aint been stopped from the Police in over 5 years Quote
NWZ Posted March 2, 2009 Author Posted March 2, 2009 ^^ me too! This was the only time I have been stopped in the zed! Quote
Stew Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 I've been stopped in the Zed once and it was my fault for running a ridiculously small plate on the front. Fair cop! Was harassed in my younger days but found most were ok when they realised I was a polite and respectful young lad! Others were total tossers though. Quote
Zedrush Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 If it'd been Gene Hunt he'd have been joining the other bloke in the boot! There are some nice coppers around then Derek. I only know one good copper and thats Ming Most of the others are prats Derek is a nice guy Whos Derek? Quote
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