Bit rude joke

[Zedrush]

A family is driving behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry when a large dildo flies out & hits their windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother says to the children "that was a big insect." To which the 7 year old son replies "I'm surprised it could f^*k!ng fly with a **** that size!"

[Jay]

:lol:

[IanS16]

:lol:

[Ian]

:lol:

[boomer816]

Reminds me of a time a few years back.... was in a jokey shop buying naff leaving gifts for someone at work, the top shelf was lined up with dildos, was a very shy woman looking at them...hmmmm.. anyway, i reached for something and knocked one off the shelf right above her head, i quickly caught it and put it back and she smiled, i then said........ "jeez you wouldnt like that in your face", i have never seen a face go sooooo red, she left the shop like a bullitt

[SunsetZed]

:lol:

[Maccaman]

[sl114]

[Trev-the-Rev]

[rtbiscuit]

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