stanski Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Okay you know when you see something and that 'icckle voice in your head says - hmmm In Chester today - walking down the street - bloke in front of me - picking up half smoked fags on the path? Now I did'nt think much when he picked first one up - thought - oh he must have dropped it - but no.... he was activly looking and picking them up as he saw them - we are talking half smoked fags here on the road or pavement!! So : a) Has the price of fags gone up sooo much.. He is recycling c) He has a nerous compulsive disorder d) He is a scroat!! e) He is plainly a fruit cake! ????? Explain please?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I would say he is a non smoker but needed the tobacco to go roll a joint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I would say he is a non smoker but needed the tobacco to go roll a joint. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 I would say he is a non smoker but needed the tobacco to go roll a joint. +2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixy Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 +3 and a,b,c,d,e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomoto Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 remember a local character when I was young collected cig buts., we called him "nudder jack" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymofo Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 was he a hobo?!? I always see them doing it round birmingham city centre - disgusting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 Okay folks this is where I show up my ignorance when it comes to this sort of thing? He's using old fags to roll up a joint in? Hmm The guy looked in his late 40's fairly normally dressed - super shiny white trainers (hey I could be a copper with my power of observation!) Oh well it takes all sorts I suppose? But what a weird thing.... Sorry my ignorance is bliss at times... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkymofo Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 They mean he was picking up the fag ends so he could get the tobacco out of them, and put it in a rizla along with whatever he fancies. I think he was probably just a pikey, or maybe he was trying to clear up the streets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted June 1, 2008 Author Share Posted June 1, 2008 Hi yeah I sort of guessed that - I dont think Rizla paper is that expensive though is it?? Oh well takes all sorts I suppose - strange when you see it for yourself though? Thanks folks for your insight into such matters? I learn something more everyday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeddZ Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 In my 13 or 14 yr old youth(many moons ago).There was a pikey in our village who always harassed us young tough dudes for fags.My pals dad was a gamekeeper so there were shotgun cartridges and the like kicking about in his house.One day we decided to make a special cigarette by pulling the tobacco out with a pin and tipping the gunpowder out of a cartridge in it,upto about 2/3rds full.We then packed the tobacco in on top and tidied it up so you couldn't tell it from a fresh one. We then went out hunting for the aforementioned pikey and sure enough found him in the bus shelter.As soon as he saw us he asked for a fag.No problem Sid,here you go.He lit the fag and took a draw on it and his face screwed up.Thats bloody rough,where did you get it he said.Seem ok to us we said.He took another draw and hit the gunpowder.The blue flame shot up his nose and singed his eyebrows.We took off like hares with this mad pikey after us threatening to kill our whole families.Me and my pal could hardly run for laughing.It was a special moment.He never did catch us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 OMG dude that is LEGENDERY hahahahah gd times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 In my 13 or 14 yr old youth(many moons ago).There was a pikey in our village who always harassed us young tough dudes for fags.My pals dad was a gamekeeper so there were shotgun cartridges and the like kicking about in his house.One day we decided to make a special cigarette by pulling the tobacco out with a pin and tipping the gunpowder out of a cartridge in it,upto about 2/3rds full.We then packed the tobacco in on top and tidied it up so you couldn't tell it from a fresh one. We then went out hunting for the aforementioned pikey and sure enough found him in the bus shelter.As soon as he saw us he asked for a fag.No problem Sid,here you go.He lit the fag and took a draw on it and his face screwed up.Thats bloody rough,where did you get it he said.Seem ok to us we said.He took another draw and hit the gunpowder.The blue flame shot up his nose and singed his eyebrows.We took off like hares with this mad pikey after us threatening to kill our whole families.Me and my pal could hardly run for laughing.It was a special moment.He never did catch us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 In my 13 or 14 yr old youth(many moons ago).There was a pikey in our village who always harassed us young tough dudes for fags.My pals dad was a gamekeeper so there were shotgun cartridges and the like kicking about in his house.One day we decided to make a special cigarette by pulling the tobacco out with a pin and tipping the gunpowder out of a cartridge in it,upto about 2/3rds full.We then packed the tobacco in on top and tidied it up so you couldn't tell it from a fresh one. We then went out hunting for the aforementioned pikey and sure enough found him in the bus shelter.As soon as he saw us he asked for a fag.No problem Sid,here you go.He lit the fag and took a draw on it and his face screwed up.Thats bloody rough,where did you get it he said.Seem ok to us we said.He took another draw and hit the gunpowder.The blue flame shot up his nose and singed his eyebrows.We took off like hares with this mad pikey after us threatening to kill our whole families.Me and my pal could hardly run for laughing.It was a special moment.He never did catch us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 I like that one! Never had that fun though as I've never smoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Chris Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 Ah yes, I did a similar thing with some small French bangers once, although with a PITA 'mate', not anyone tough. The guy was dazed and deaf for half an hour. Hilarious at the time, probably a prison offense nowadays (actually it probably was then as well). Oh, BTW Stanski, he is a (d). They are everywhere in cities. Either fags cost to much or they just don't care. Considering white trainers are 2p nowadays that is no sign of affluence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanski Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 ZeddZ - that is class! Teach him a lesson eh! Oh, BTW Stanski, he is a (d). They are everywhere in cities. Either fags cost to much or they just don't care. Considering white trainers are 2p nowadays that is no sign of affluence. Well it was'nt so much the trainersa s the general clothes looked fairly new and clean - even his hair seemed - erm normal as opposed to scruffy - I expect your right d) is deffo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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