Zummertor Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly .....'I think the man would have said - 'Well, f--- me!! A talking pig!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebized Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 The sad thing is that is probably more likely nowadays, but of course no parent would admit to their child using such words although adults using it when children are around is sadly commonplace now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris`I Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I could see that happening with the kids that live in Blasingsmoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Reminds of a similar one. The teacher was getting to the end of Little Red Riding Hood, to the bit where the wolf ate her granny. During the pause that followed, one of the infants, with a look of horror on his face, simply said, "the bas***d". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndySpak Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 I always liked... Mrs. Jones' 1st year class had just gotten back from summer holidays, and she was asking her students what they did over break. When asked what she did, little Julie replied, "I went to the farm and saw the Moo Moo." Mrs. Jones smiled and replied, "That's great Julie, but use big people words. You went to the farm and saw the cow. " She then turned to Melissa and asked what she did over break. Melissa blurted out, "I went on the Choo Choo with mommy and daddy." Mrs. Jones smiled again and replied, "That is great Melissa, but remember to use big people words. You went on the train with mom and dad." Lastly, Mrs. Jones looked across the room and pointed to Johnny. "What did you do during your break, Johnny?" Johnny, who had had his hand raised, puffed out his chest, smiled and replied, "Over the summer, I read Winnie the @*!#." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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