steve_b Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 A few days ago I was at my dealership and a blonde chick came in and asked the parts guy for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The parts counter guy gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' So what, you ask, is a 710? Take a look... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . are you ready? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . tada! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Now you're just making that up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b Posted February 17, 2008 Author Share Posted February 17, 2008 Well actually she was a brunette, but seemed better story with a blonde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev946 Posted February 17, 2008 Share Posted February 17, 2008 Reminds me of my mother-in-laws neighbour many years ago. She had an Hilman Imp, and went in the petrol station for petrol on here way on holiday. She asks the attendant for Oil as she thinks it might need some being as she was going a long way. She thinks it might be better value if she buys 5 litres, or porbably a gallon in those days. Anyway to cut a long story short she filled the engine until it reached the filler neck, just about the whole 5 litres. You can imagine the mess it made... True story.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trev-the-Rev Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarnie Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M13KYF Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 old but good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinmac Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Priceless :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam's Z Posted February 18, 2008 Share Posted February 18, 2008 Legendary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumo Power Posted February 19, 2008 Share Posted February 19, 2008 Now thats just a classic. any more that i can share with the guys here??? Regards Nathan@Sumopower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.