Zummertor Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 This has taken ages of thinking through, quite a lot of practice has gone in so I hope you all appreciate the agile athletic abilities, now where is that drink ? I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. [ not just a bright spark ] He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." [bloddy cheek ] I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this.....) [ oh yes you are ] She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark." Quote
Ozz Posted February 2, 2008 Posted February 2, 2008 I had to phone in sick the other day...boss asked 'just how sick are you?' to which I replied... "well I just f*cked my dog!" Quote
tmJak Posted February 2, 2008 Posted February 2, 2008 I had to phone in sick the other day...boss asked 'just how sick are you?' to which I replied... "well I just f*cked my dog!" some may take offence to that, you don't have to be sick to f*ck a dog Quote
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