Zummertor Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 This has taken ages of thinking through, quite a lot of practice has gone in so I hope you all appreciate the agile athletic abilities, now where is that drink ? I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. [ not just a bright spark ] He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." [bloddy cheek ] I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?" (You're gonna love this.....) [ oh yes you are ] She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Pure cheese but gotta love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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martinmac Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Andy Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ozz Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I had to phone in sick the other day...boss asked 'just how sick are you?' to which I replied... "well I just f*cked my dog!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 I had to phone in sick the other day...boss asked 'just how sick are you?' to which I replied... "well I just f*cked my dog!" some may take offence to that, you don't have to be sick to f*ck a dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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