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Makes his winky look huge though, so secretly I bet he's chuffed.

Mine's on retention right now. I might put it on the MR2 soon if I don't pick a car up before next year.

I disagree with that proposal. Perhaps in a wet race where the cars are on inters or full wets, but on a regular dry race there should be no need for it. A much better idea (and one that F1 should be happy to go with, given it's love of technology) is enforcing a speed limit through that section. Not just lifting off, or slowing down a bit, but a full-on speed limit done the same way as a pit limiter. Push button when entering double yellow zone, drop speed to 70mph, push button when entering green zone and away you go. No costly safety car, no risk either.

PS controllers are awful, although the PS4 one is better. I'm still a huge fan of the 360/Xbone pads though, they're just feel more 'right'. I use the 360 one on my PC.

Bloody northerners

Oil... *shudders* Horrible stuff.

How the hell do you play SoM with m&k??!! That must be awkward as hell.

Just found it myself, the key line is: • Items that require servicing and subject to wear and tear are not covered under this warranty. As such, I would suspect that you may have a fight on that, depending on what it actually is.

You don't need a diagnostic fee for either of those, they're not connected to the OBD2 system. Boot hatch should definitely be covered, the suspension one may not be. Do you have the exact wording of what the warranty covers?

I played the latter on Xbone, but I don't think that's the problem. You using a pad or m&k?

Dude, it was p*ss awful. Dreadful controls, dull story, poor acting etc. MP1 was the pinnacle of that series.

Repair it, 100%. And I say that as a plumber who is looking to move at the moment.

It's just so incredibly frustrating. The combat doesn't flow, and I'm 50% of the way through the main story and I'm still not very powerful at all. It takes forever to kill even the most basic of orc. Also, the story is a bit crap. And they didn't get Andy Serkis to voice Gollum.

He does, he really does!

Still playing Shadows Of Mordor, but only because I paid good money for it. I'm not enjoying it. The single downside to buying downloads only is this. I've only ever traded in one game before because I hated it, and that was Max Payne 3, but this would've gone straight back if it were on disc.

0-60 is meaningless as a point of measuring, as you either need launch control or a hatred of your clutch to achieve it. 30-100 is a far more usable method.

Christ, that Pacu has got better gnashers than me!

Where's the cat?

Yup, it's a known issue on some devices and some wifi connections, I get it too on my iPad Air. You've found the only around it, but you can use the pull up menu to do it quickly.

Gay is inviting a willy into your bottom, actually. Well, along with a general disinterest in lady gardens.

I'm full of useless knowledge

1st one means you have a chip in the windscreen. 2nd one means you have the OEM trays fitted underneath, so the MOT tester can't check for everything. It's a standard get-out clause they use. Really funny on an Elise, where everything is covered underneath by trays! Nowt to worry about.

Something isn't wired correctly, to state the obvious.

Green flag must be shown after any incident, which that tower is. He was waving double yellows, but then the tractor reversed past his position so he correctly waved the green flag instead.

Only the cool kids I think a universal solution would be good, but I suspect it wouldn't look as nice.