AndySpak

They are the best wheels for a Zed by far IMO. Look good Dave, shame about the colour of your car though

Of course I was only kidding. I do think Blue is the best colour which is why I bought mine in it but UY and Sunset are also very cool. There is only one colour I'm not fond of but I won't go there again.

What are you talking about Andy Dated? I had about a 100 people yesterday turning their heads, i like the blue too but surely you are talking out of your arse Yeah dated PMSL!!!!! I knew that would make you bite

Blue turns the most heads and it hasn't dated like some of the fashionable colours (Sunset or UY for example). Definitely the best colour for a Zed

No thanks, I don't want responsibility or even the most basic of mod powers... I'd have to behave myself then

Drink plenty of the beer (After the racing) Chimay beer = +1 My favourite beer at the moment (got to be the "bleu")... Is it too early to open a bottle now?

With due respect the member map is u s don't recognise 90% of the names on there it's down to the members to keep it up to date. What more you do want, Mods to keep it up to date perhaps

Very pleased Boris made it Goodbye Ken

Your mum's so fat that the announcement at Blackpool beach was "Can your mum please move off the beach as the tide is trying to come in".

Q: Whats the similarity between Jay's fat mum and moped? A: They're both good fun to ride until your mates see you doing it!

and +1 on

This morning about 9:30am. Looked similar to a car a new user posted recently but I can't remember who. Think it was 03 reg plate and it was a JDM

I always liked... Mrs. Jones' 1st year class had just gotten back from summer holidays, and she was asking her students what they did over break. When asked what she did, little Julie replied, "I went to the farm and saw the Moo Moo." Mrs. Jones smiled and replied, "That's great Julie, but use big people words. You went to the farm and saw the cow. " She then turned to Melissa and asked what she did over break. Melissa blurted out, "I went on the Choo Choo with mommy and daddy." Mrs. Jones smiled again and replied, "That is great Melissa, but remember to use big people words. You went on the train with mom and dad." Lastly, Mrs. Jones looked across the room and pointed to Johnny. "What did you do during your break, Johnny?" Johnny, who had had his hand raised, puffed out his chest, smiled and replied, "Over the summer, I read Winnie the @*!#."

Your mums so fat, when I was done I rolled over twice and I was still on the bitch

I think the Zed should cream a 330d. Having driven both a fair bit, I know if I came up against the bimmer now there is no way I'd get smoked. GAY

Don't worry about it pal. In two weeks time the front of your car will be covered in them.

Nice Pics. Whereabouts is that? Looks like you were near a ski resort in one of the pics?

Looks just like mine

Hi and Sod the petrol, when you get your Zed, you'll want your commute to be longer than 22 miles!

The last one of your list is one of my all time favourites!

The Subaru isn't very good at trick jumps is it... Didn't even see a basic 180 from it

I just had my bedroom plastered.... 4 walls and the ceiling for £100. Best money I've spent this year

Yeah, its a petrol. It was my ex-girlfriend's Dad's car from new. He had it six years and then gave it to her. So only two owners so far (e.g. 1 previous owner). It runs well... I'll stick it on ebay

Great photographs but its still a bimmer

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