nixy

Rapper??? I lov dat @*!# but i aint from da hood.... Its a mixed (NHS/PRV) practice and I am the lead dentist there... which means i could do something for you... Actually I have very good teeth - just on principle I begrudge paying my denplan direct debit! Although I do have some dodgy wisdom teeth........ Whereabouts in Hull are you - I grew up there so can tell if you're from the 'hood' or not!

Ah yes I forgot you were in Jockland! So there's no way I can force him to keep his 21 year old step son then?

Are you private or NHS - I could do with a new dentist and you're only up the road! By the way - I'm surprised because I thought you were a rapper!

I can appreciate the art work that goes into some of them but personally I just don't like them.............especially on women no matter how small or discreet.

Well everyone seems happy to just divulge..........i'm now keeping a list for when I need an electrician, a ride in any number of boats, some wood or a solicitor (actually Cara do you do discount divorces?) I work in a team dealing with complaints against local authorities and currently specialising in planning complaints (usually that they don't like their neighbours extension!) - although the planning complainants don't tell you to F off on the phone like some of the other ones i've dealt with previously!

come and finish the work on my house for me - I can only offer yorkshire tea and bacon butties as payment though!

what's it like in the south? I'm due to fly back to stansted tomorrow instead of the week after - will I make it? having said that I have no lift back home from there yet - ......................

Martin would have just shoved a handful of cards under his wipers while he was sat there and given him the thumbs up!

yes

that was So funny!

yes you're probably correct!

oh dear - but the way you posted it did make me laugh! i have an image of this old lady like the one with tweety pie in the cartoons!

my knob vibrates ever so slightly in first sometimes - hardly noticeable.

website looks very slick!

oopsie! Mine were on the way to having 'egg' syndrome but the alignment was way out - might be worth getting it checked!

because being a woman she'd rather he'd have been dead obviously! Bet he was afterwards!

that makes me feel so much better that you didn't know either! Men are strange creatures..............

maybe now i've got my answer martin should lock this or am i being a killjoy?...........

yes

here's me thinking that it was a load of rubbish as i'd never heard that one before but.........................obviously it's a common one for you blokes! Just when you thought you heard them all............... edit: oh and thanks for being brave, and polite!

The other day I was discussing with somebody the fact that i have fairly small hands. The person I was talking to said that men like women with small hands and then laughed. I had never heard this one before and wondered if i am being totally naive again (like when I didn't know what a milf was)! I thought they were talking rubbish so they challenged me to go and ask a man to see if I got the same answer. So answers on a postcard to....................... P.S i'll only give the answer if its the same as what I was told.............

suicide?

the zed - but nemo to his friends..............

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!

Is that crazy paving? cool! Nice car by the way!