nixy

Im a tosser, thats exactly what I wanted to do when I was a kid Sorry Martin I couldn't resist........ And Jay - you know I love you really x

subtle as a brick as usual

you mean like fireman, policeman, stuntman that kind of thing?

buy a big dog and let it live in the car?

ah right! Oh bring it on then I say! Could be our newest member!

congrats to Charlie. Just bring plenty of hot water and towels apparently but god knows what they do with them! But I would have thought if she's already 8 months gone then there's something a bit worrying about the possibility of still being pregnant in May!

I can't help it - its my evil side coming out! I think he should take the wheels off it before he goes to bed!

whereabouts in west yorkshire are you?

Lovely car and silver will match any selection of shoes and handbags!

You don't think they'll be daft enough to take it the first night do you? You better get some red bull and start sleeping during the day!

Ooh good luck! I thought it must be around now. Just say one word to her if its not too late - EPIDURAL. Otherwise it can sting a little.......

Sarnie your never fail to please! I still think they'll come back and nick it at a later date! Mind you I still remember over 10 years ago being at a boyfriends house he shared with friends and in the drive we had a golf gti, BMW 3, BMW 7 and Toyota Supra and the takeway delivery guy came to the door and said nice cars! We were paranoid for a few days but he was just being appreciative.

Think about the username? As for the car - won't be there in the morning - definitely, I'd sleep in it!

Now that's what I call a proper man!

Cara - that's gross! And Stew - what can I expect from a scotsman.........

too subtle - i'll stick to strangulation - but that's not just for the loo seat i hope you understand!

you can get those already - i have them at my house but they still leave it up!

Not to mention it's really luck of the draw whether they decide to look in the parcel or not at customs.......

That's about 70 more miles than I get!

they look like the ones you can get on moonpig.com - very funny! I'm not expecting any this year!

and get her to join the forum - us girls need more female support on here!

That's a really good idea and if you actually made that up I'd get it on Dragon's Den quick!

Nice car (for a roadster ) Loving the driveway as well!