nixy

I think the 500 is cool.

Nice pics but be prepared for the onslaught................

My Sat Nav is playing up and I'm about to hurl it into the bin (in fact I nearly threw it out of the car window while trying to find my way home in the dark on Saturday). I'm going to buy a new one and just want a small basic but effective model - europe not needed. Any recommendations? And don't say Navman!

excellent - neighbours will be jealous now! I'll keep my eyes peeled for you!

I was tempted to use that one but I really want to slap Jay first!

Oi you - you're not too old for a slap you know!

get a grip jay!

just bear in mind that egg is a sod to get off! Even pots in the dishwasher don't come clean! I once had a similar thing - a friend of mine put a trout under my spare wheel in the boot! I would be pretty annoyed if someone wrote on my car though..........

only on a corsa........

The first things that spring to mind for me are the things people from this club do for total strangers. Martin rescuing my son's bike after his accident and keeping it for weeks on end in his garage, and Andy posting me a tool to get a wheel off for starters. I do believe what goes around comes around.

I also admit to the pancake rabbit being a complete mystery......... however, loving the slapping one - I will be using that rather a lot I think!

blabber mouth!

is someone supposed to say 'init' at this point or am I in the wrong county?

I love cornwall!

The first time I was ever properly drunk was on diamond white. We are talking a lot of years ago now - didn't think they still did it now! I didn't really know what it was and the guy I was with kept buying me them. When I got home I actually fell over without bending my legs - just like a tree being felled! Didn't feel a thing! Never drunk it since though.

actually yes, stansted on the 5th of march! And as for diamond white - that takes me back a few years! Remember a blastaway? Diamond White and castaway mixed!

(apols to any essex girls!) As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light. A blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.' The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. And as if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, 'Hi, my name is Sharon , and you are losing some of your load!' Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window again she says, 'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!' When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light when he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says....... ........Hi, my name is Gary and I'm driving a bloody gritter!

ouch!

i like cats but i wouldn't be too please if I saw one on my bonnet!

Is that yellow thing parked close enough!

happens all the time. The thing about the zed is that people who don't know much about cars think you are sat in something that cost about 50k!

he's gorgeous, obviously takes after his mummy!

warmest congrats to you all - especially Mrs Sarnie (I know how much it hurts..........)

good idea - i'll do that, probably be weekend now though in terms of clean!

would probably go to Donny and I usually go to Trax at Silverstone although weather ruined it last year.